Jagsun Budoff

I spent too much money on headphones

[tchaikovskaya]

had to be there i guess

[argumate]

the ignorant think that every event is 50:50 as it either happens or does not happen, but the wise know that you have ⅓ chance the event happens and ⅓ chance the event does not happen and ⅓ chance you’ve made a fundamental mistake in your probability calculations.

[official-kircheis]

But then you add Kurt Angle to the mix

[catchymemes]

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[powerfulwizard]

Have y’all seen the transcripts of Prince Charles cheating on his wife over the phone?

[powerfulwizard]

[raginrayguns]

anglerfish furry

[methyltheobromine-addict-deacti]

[magical-girl]

this is me

[deep-blue-supernova-blog]

anime can be saved now

[arielenhasarrived-deactivated20]

anime’s redemption story

[cybelusreverie]

koi fish when i sprinkle fish food into their stupid little pond

[dragonprincessmew]

Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

[transgenderrari-moved]

[ferot]

[desert-palm]

[flipflap-flipflap]

[bloodybrahms]

the new halloween movie looks great

[milliebeeweasel]

This is hilarious but I cannot stress enough never ever plug a strange USB into your computer Jesus Christ. You will get PC Chlamydia and die.

[itsseriouslyridiculous]

for real babes there’s tons of programs that can activate straight from a usb and you don’t even have to click on anything. there’s this really interesting one that fries your whole computer by making it overheat itself so that pieces start melting together.

be careful of strange data sticks

[salmonrespecter]

Professional computer guy here always stick weird flash drives into your computer it’s fun and sometimes you get to see Mikey’s meat

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Oh my god

[ludicrous-musings]

[afloweroutofstone]

Today’s temperature check for the US: there’s a good chance that this guy is the next Senator from Ohio.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dinuguan]

[ratmustards]

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