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OH SAIYUKKIN HOW I HAVE MISSED YOUUUUUU!!! THANK YOU VOLTAGE, THIS EVENT AND ITS EPIS ARE PURE CRACK MADE CANON, HAHAHAHA!

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How to give your beloved one a flower//Mitsunari Ishida (following Hideyoshi’s advice)

#1: Say that it was blooming around because that’s what flowers do.

#2: Scold them for not listening BECAUSE YOU FUCKING LISTEN WHEN SOMEONE TALKS

#3: You just found it because it was blooming. Because you couldn’t have found it, if it wasn’t now could you?

#4: SHOVE IT AT THEIR FACE

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Nobunaga

First impression: HOTTIE ALERT!! (Seeing his picture is what made me download the game lmao that’s how thirsty I was for this man, he was the first route I did and I was in love.)

Oh my god what a diva I can’t wait to tame this SOB.

Wild tree man.

He’s wise but like…in a dickish way

He’s either going to kill me or give me candy I am not sure which but I’m okay either way.

MC… share his bed jfc ?? girl what are you doing

Impression now: Eats his feelings. Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them knoooow. He needs a vacation, and a day full of head pats. One of the most often glanced over SinLords of the entire game. I love his dramatic ass and the fact that he doesn’t hesitate to confront you or call you out, even if it’s in a very roundabout way

Favorite moment: THE HEADBUTT. That will go down in SLBP history as one of the most epic and hilarious things to ever happen haha and the fact that he fell in love with her for that makes it even better and weirdly romantic

Idea for a story: I feel like if I was to write something for him, it might actually be a piece centered around a battle.

Unpopular opinion: I sat and tried to honestly think if I had any but I don’t think I do, haha! Maybe that he needs more love. I rarely see content for him and he’s actually one of the funniest, cleverest, shitlords of the entire game. He adores his MC so much and it always breaks my heart when he stands up for her and says you can sling whatever shit his way but don’t ever talk bad about her. He’s such a great character and it would be great to see more content.

Favorite relationship: He is one of those characters that has amazing interactions with everyone he encounters. I have a hard time picking just one because he truly does know and care for everyone around him. He’s always playing matchmaker, jokester, or just trying to shake things up for other characters in order for them to recognize something in themselves.

Favorite headcanon: I think, when they’re alone in his room, he loves to dance for MC. For fun (maybe he drank) to make her laugh, or seductively. Would probably drunkenly admit that he is prettier than MC (I mean, he’s the prettiest person ever, right?) but she is a very close second.

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[SLBP Headcanon] Lords in a Shoujo Anime High School | Part 2

A continuation of this headcanon here, which serves as Part 1! It really is easier to type in bullet points……

And now, I’m off to bed!

Featuring the Oshu, Takeda, and Uesugi Lords: Masamune, Kojuro, Shigezane, Yukimura, Saizo, Shingen, Kenshin

Masamune (2nd year)

Class wallflower… Or he would be if he didn’t naturally stand out due to his dichromatic eyes

(His cousin helpfully suggested an eyepatch, but it would probably just get everyone to stare even more and that was a big no)

Eventually settled on wearing coloured contacts on one side so that his eyes would match

Quiet and keeps to himself, but amicable when approached

Probably why he is well-liked by his peers even though most of them consider him an acquaintance rather than a friend

Also probably why they don’t probe him about his eyes or why he goes out of the way to hide them

Seems to magically vanish from school once the last bell goes off

Honestly he’s just trying to avoid people… Especially a certain dark haired, outgoing boy…….

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[SLBP Headcanon] Lords in a Shoujo Anime High School

Because Shoujo Anime High Schools and Shonen Anime High Schools play with different tropes.

This is my first SLBP headcanon and the first headcanon I’ve done in a long while. ;v; I have never used bullet points before, BUT THIS IS SO MUCH EASIER? Not only to type, but to read as well… I might do more headcanons in this format since I can churn them out a lot faster this way.

Edit: Part 2 (featuring non-Oda Lords) is here!

Featuring the Lords on the Oda side: Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, Hideyoshi, Toshiie, Ieyasu, Mitsunari

Nobunaga (3rd Year)

That one student who doesn’t study but aces every test

Stood up against a teacher who was being unfair on his first day in school, and that impressed his peers so much that he was voted class president

Reprised his role in his 2nd year

Voted as student council president in his 3rd year

Not particularly well-liked by his peers, but pretty respected for his ability to Get Shit Done

Disliked by teachers for his devil-may-care attitude and for always skipping classes to “rest in the sick bay”

Often cleans the school rabbits’ cages and feeds them while “resting in the sick bay” so that nobody is around to see it

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Repost, now do your honors.

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Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

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also

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Yeah okay Ill reblog that!

aggressivelybicaptainamerica

Not a scholar at first, but the guy who wrote Jaws hated that people used it to justify hating sharks so much he dedicated the rest of his life to shark research and advocacy.

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The woman who popularized gender reveals wishes she hadn't, afaik.

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(afaik- the woman who popularized gender reveals did so because she had a long history of miscarriages. The reveal was a celebration of the fact that one of her pregnancies had gotten far enough that there WAS a physical sex to reveal. It was never intended to be like... *gestures at modern gender reveals* all that. That same kid later came out as trans and yes, the family had a second gender reveal for that lol.)

p00pym00py

This whole thread is so beautiful to me that I can explain it

pseudofaux

I really enjoyed Try. I have a request if you're comfortable with it, can I have some Kansuke smut/fluff? Like MC is "taking care of herself" *wink* & during it moans his name & he pops up out of nowhere like always & she doesn't notice so he's shocked for a minute (because it's such a pretty sight & she wants him? He can't believe it) then once he collects himself asks her if she needs help and then they proceed to have a very nice night. Thanks if you do it and if not sorry for bothering you.

grinchsmile.gif Ohhhhohohoho, this is one of my very favorite asks, nonny! Thank you! Apologies it took me so long to get to this when you’d given me such a lovely scenario to consider. Believe me, this did not bother me AT ALL, only that I didn’t write this for you right away!I’m writing this with the Meiri character from Try and Dream in mind, but keeping the character nameless so this can stand alone. If you’d like to consider this the same character, this piece would take place first in that universe.CW: Voyeurism. Explicitly non-dangerous, but non-consensual, either. Fyi!

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Gladly XD "How lords reaction if they caught mc bring something like *cough*toystopleasureherself*cough* after being pranked by her friends for her birthday gifts?" Thank you very much 😳😳😳

Woohoo my first (somewhat) NSFW Headcanon in 2017.

Here we go, we’ll start with SFW Prologue then branch out to the Lords’ reaction, alright? Fufufufufu, I had fun doing these, nyahahahah!

WARNING FOR NAUGHTY IMAGES AND 12 NAUGHTY DRABBLES :D

NSFW, MODERN AU, MAY CONTAIN KINKS.

YOU, THE LORDS, AND A BAG FULL OF SEX TOYS

PROLOGUE

To say that you were mortified was an understatement. If mortification had a word for mortified, you would be it. They were all in this together! You couldn’t believe it! Yuki, Oichi and Kiku – it’s almost a given that they would be in cahoot in planning something raunchy for your birthday. Evidently making them swear that they would not hire a male stripper – no matter how hot he is – had not been enough. But, then, somehow, they had managed to get Umeko, Matsuko, Sayuri and Kita (oh sweet mother of god) to chip in too. “You too..!?” you had said to them, feeling utterly betrayed. To which they all had burst into collective giggling.

That was how you ended up going home carrying an armload of… very, very naughty gifts. Ones that you probably would not need anyway, now that you were together with him. The thought of him bring smile to your lips. You had meant to tell the girls of your new beau, but with their scheduling and all, you kept postponing it and for all they know you were still single… And apparently sexually frustrated as well.

You sighed, then smiled. Sexually frustrated was maybe the least possible state you could feel right now. Right! Now all you had to do was bringing all of these paper bags – at least the girls had had the decency to give you a giant glossy paper bag to carry all the stuff. Now, if you could just get home quickly, stow it in the deepest part of your closet and get everything ready for the date, it’ll be perfect.

But of course in your excitement, you forgot how unreliable the heels you were wearing (they were so pretty though) were on the pathways leading to your apartment. The pavements were in poor condition. You managed to catch yourself when one of your heels was stuck in the cracks, but the momentum had sent one of the gifts flying out of your shopping bag.

“Ah…!”

“Careful,” said a really familiar voice.

Your eyes went wide. He was early. And now he was standing in front of you. And in his arms was… the box containing… that, that… toy.

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“Good girls always keep their legs wide open.” Kojuro (NSFW)

Kojuro impatiently ushered MC into his private chambers, and hastily slammed the door shut behind them. His sizable hands wasted no time slipping underneath the fine fabric of her kimono, and he began exquisitely caressing the lineage of her curves. The muscles in MC’s lower stomach fluttered, as Kojuro’s fingers danced along the dainty cloth of her already damp undergarments.

“Your body’s response is very enlightening,” Kojuro hummed, burrowing his head deep into the valley of her chest. “Precious girl, please grant me your blessing and allow me to devote myself to ensuring that you experience only the utmost earth-shattering revelation.”

MC fervently bowed her head in permission and tightly wrapped her arms around his neck, while Kojuro lifted her into the air. Her legs mounted around his muscular trunk, and the retainer masterfully stepped around the clutter of objects spewed throughout the floor to make their way to the futon. She released her grasp on Kojuro and toppled down onto the cushion.

“Unwind and entrust yourself to me,” he whispered.

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pseudofaux

Hi! If you're up to it could I request something with Kojuro/MC and bondage (nothing crazy just a bit) and dirty talk? If not I completely understand and sorry.

Completely understand that I am TOTALLY WRITING THIS, please, sweet nonny. I am on a Kojuro kick and this sounds deliciousssss. Bless you. I know you sent this in months ago and I’m sorry I’m just getting around to it now. I hope you see and enjoy!

CW for not-nice name calling (it’s consensual and between loving partners) and very light rope play. NSFW. N. S. F. W.

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I have a thing for 2D men calling the MC beautiful 🥰

Iku Hishikawa | Main Story

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Vicarious Pleasures (SLBP Genya x Sakuya - NSFW)

Description: Sakuya makes the best out of being caught between a rock and a hard place. Warnings: NSFW/18+: Explicit/graphic language — reader discretion is advised. Trigger warning: violence against MC is alluded to. Word Count: 1137 words (~6 mins of smut/angst) Author’s Notes: In anticipation of SLBP’s release of Sakuya’s POV story, here’s my take on what goes on inside Sakuya’s head when faced with the MC in Genya’s main story. Happy reading! AO3: Read here

Tagging: @guacameowle because everything you write is fire 🔥 and I still have yet to recover from your SLBP lords kink headcanons

Also tagging other lovely readers: @all-my-cuffs-have-buttons, @artemira-sengoku, @dear-mrs-otome, @pseudofaux, @fieryanmitsu, @otomediary, @suzi-q-uinn, @kitty-kat-ty, @saizoswifey, @belxsar, @anyakane, @friedchikyorice, @selenecrawford, @akiza-hades-rose, @rubyleeray, @heavenzfiend, @duerme07, @classy-mc

All characters & SLBP owned by Voltage Inc.

Sakuya’s breath came hard and fast as he lay on the floor of an abandoned shack in the forest, the musty smell of rotting wood competing with the incessant droning of an army of cicadas to draw his attention. But the shinobi is otherwise occupied in trying to settle a heart sent racing by a dangerous mixture of exertion, anger…and jealousy. For every time his memory conjures up the image of her entangled in Genya’s limbs, the sour clench of his gut renews his heart’s attempt to beat its way out of his chest.

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