DanniCheri

-22- Canada I basically live here at this point

[waterbenderkat]

‪Friendly reminder that Katara’s “hair loopies” are not a made up creation or a joke they are an actual traditional Inuit hairstyle that should be respected. ‬

[kaijuno]

[space-bones-official]

Oh my gosh, it's HIM!!

[youre-going-to-be-amaz1ng]

[wegmans]

this one

[gnars-house]

holy shit i’ve found my calling

[sorekbekarmi-deactivated2022051]

My friend just sent this to me and said “you will appreciate this” and she was VERY correct

[randomslasher]

Christians: We can still hear its voice Hebrew language: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD!

[justcatposts]

“It’s not that wet” 

(via)

[islakariese]

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

[linguisticparadox]

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

[ripley-cat]

@followthebluebell

[followthebluebell]

i’m delighted to report that this cat is actually enjoying most of the experience.  that’s a savannah, likely either an F1 or F2 and a nicely bred one at that; they tend to be pretty comfortable with water.  

she’s just having fun <3

[studioobrien]

Iconic throwback to The Simple Life

[babyanimalgifs]

“Yes… this is me in the video!“ 

(Source)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[neurodivergentsurvivalguide]

[funny-tik-toks]

[cryptids-and-muses]

This counts as science

[etirabys]

me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta

housemates: [fervent, serious debate]

me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes aren’t high in getting this completely right.

housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?

me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.

[bioluminescent-fungus]

so i asked my mom’s boyfriend, who is a paramedic, and he recommended that for hypothermia, you cuddle chest-to-chest, BUT if you are digging in to survive a blizzard, spooning is preferable

[kamaboko-ken]

[ijustdontknowsometimes]

Hey bro…we gotta survive thia blizzard bro. I know its weird but we gotta cuddle bro…bro please we gotta survive….lemme cuddle you bro please

[ekjohnston]

i love asking professionals questions for fanfic.

[jaubaius]

Shepherd dog, solves the traffic problem

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

sheep plumber

[animatedtext]

[wantonlywindswept]

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

[wantonlywindswept]

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

[wantonlywindswept]

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

[wantonlywindswept]

hey quick question gdocs

what the fuck

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[hobbit-feels]

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

[insidiousink]

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

[jjsinterlude]

YOOOOOOOO

[slushyseals]

Georgia Aquarium

Wow, sea lion Neptune can really dance.

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.