[taylorswift]

You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[ladyadrasteia666]

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[goldensunset]

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

[tintedhues]

Give something to prev!

live iguana

bag filled with sand

peacock feather

amber with an insect inside it

apple slices

gender euphoria

deodorant

vintage flip phone

one brick

gumball machine

trading cards

Voting ended onJun 9, 2024

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[f1rstperson]

This person's dad is the only person in the world who watches sports correctly

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[call-me-remi]

[charlottan]

[cali]

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

[cali]

[terramythos]

Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

[minovskyy]

such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin

[terramythos]

Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?

[minovskyy]

[cadmium-free]

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

[cadmium-free]

one of the neighbours returned today with heavy machinery and gravel and fixed my driveway. i feel like a feral animal they’re trying to coax with little treats

[cadmium-free]

they've told me the gossip which is that a few years back a 70 yr old man collapsed the bridge at the end of my road by driving his tractor over it, lost his tractor in the river, climbed back up the cliff unscathed, walked an hour home, and then the whole road fell into disrepair and all the campgrounds closed and the once popular waterfall down the road became obscure and secret. so like, be the change you want to see in the world. collapse a bridge to chase out the tourists. also you can lose widespread knowledge in under 10 years if one old man collapses a bridge

[cadmium-free]

also i met this bridge collapsing old man on a walk a few months ago and he said to me "you should check out the river at the end of the road, there's a tractor in it!" like he wasn't the one who put it there

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[hauntingyourself]

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

[hauntingyourself]

I forgot this was monsterfucker emporium

[sunforgrace]

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[varijacija]

[floorsalad]

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #37

Yes, I've heard it before

Yes, first time

No, I've heard it before

No, first time

Voting ended onNov 12, 2023

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion ✨

[dykemd]

what a typical wednesday looks like