How the fluff does tumblr work

[desaturated7-deactivated2021090]

[trashcandroid]

[horserotorvatorr]

[dannidalion]

Gay shit

You know what I find funny? How cartoon network lets Rebecca Sugar get away with openly gay characters, sex references, masturbation references, and Amethyst almost saying ass. This. This is why I love this show. 

[dannidalion]

why is this still getting notes like 3 years later, go home guys ;-;

[catwire]

suggested by @dannidalion​ 

[catwire]

suggested by @dathir-xvi​

[weloveshortvideos]

epic

[kenihana]

The only white foolishness I condone

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

I love how he respected the force and threw himself back a reasonable force distance

[fanpom-imagines]

What nerds………………….I respect

[dannidalion]

They went all out dang

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[natey-night]

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

[reverseharem-deactivated2020021]

PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW

[dannidalion]

Not too fond of eggs or coffee

[noodlesforarms]

dan and phil are gay, the alters are active again, im thriving, i got new overalls

this post in of itself has succesfully watered my crops and cleared my skin

-bea

[dannidalion]

this watered my crops and fed my chickens

[outofcontextdiscord]

[dannidalion]

Time traveler: what year is it?

Some tumblr user: Dan and Phil are gay

Time traveler: well that didn't help

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

reblog this post if you:

have acne

are currently running on minimal sleep

never brush your hair

Are actually a long-forgotten eldrich cryptid with a cry like death that makes the blood of men run cold in their veins, turns their hearts to stone and their minds to so much dust. Those who come to learn your name learn with it a fear they never knew they could possess. The blind see your horror. The deaf hear your cruel laughter. The ones with no feeling feel your icy talons tracing their spine. The dead tremble and roll in their graves, ever so thankful for the mercy of not having to experience the fear that is you. Soon you will return to this world, and the world will fall to chaos. As fire envelops the world, as all life perishes at your whim, you smile. For humanity should never have forsaken you.

spend too much time on tumblr

no one will know which one it is!

[dannidalion]

4 out of 5 for me! :D

[dannidalion]

[i-am-a-fish]

h hey hey guys i have a funny joke and the punchline is gayple syrup you wanna hear it

[gardenvarietygayest-blog]

go ahead dude

[i-am-a-fish]

oh um, alright thank you so the joke it’s all like um

[i-am-a-fish]

so uh what is the thing that the um

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Pancakes?

[i-am-a-fish]

No no not that yet we

we aren’t there yet

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Oh, my bad.

[i-am-a-fish]

the um,

oh it’s fine don’t worry about it

[i-am-a-fish]

the um

[i-am-a-fish]

the gays

[highfunctioning-soiciopath]

Like syrup?

[i-am-a-fish]

No not that it’s uh

[i-am-a-fish]

I -

I’d actually really like to tell the joke by myself if that’s ok I appreciate the help but i am ok

[highfunctioning-soiciopath]

Oh, sorry. We believe in you!

[i-am-a-fish]

oh ok um thanks so much so it’s like the uh

the gays um

what do the g

what do the gays like to put on their pancakes like what kind of syrup

[mevsthhighway]

my god what

[i-am-a-fish]

ga

[i-am-a-fish]

gayple syrup

[trista-la-vista]

wow that was really funny!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

ha ha thank you i know

[dannidalion]

Me: As long as I’m with you, I’ll never be homeless My wife, dusting off our cardboard box with the bottom of a broom we found on the street: Thanks

[cybercrimer]

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

[shayminning]

Type “Due to personal reasons I will” and let your phone predict what you will

Due to personal reasons I will be on the floor yesterday

[lemonbellflower]

due to personal reasons i will not work

[umbral-helianthus]

Due to personal reasons I will not be able to make a decision

[black-lakritz-dragon]

Due to personal reasons I will not be making sense

[gravediggersfern]

Due to personal reasons I will be in a tree

[dannidalion]

Due to personal reasons I will be doing a sex

[dannidalion]

[dannidalion]

@randomspider

sorry for compact mode, it’s gross but it wouldn’t fit on one ss :’)