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‼️RANDOM INFLUXES OF POSTS‼️ Age: 20 Pros: He/Him Status: happily taken Hey yo, I’m Daniel, you can call me Danny. This’ll be a blog about pretty much everything, including interests, personal life, family, and occasional horny posting. I’m a dude, and my lovely is genderfluid in case I switch pros and such for them. I probably won’t mention them by name. B <33 Oh and angel if you do see this, which I don’t think you will, because you don’t have Tumblr, I love you

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Basic Intro post:

Name: Daniel (Danny/Dan/Dannie/Dani/Damniel)

Pronouns: Strictly He/Him/His

Age: 20 (11/28/2005)

Height: 5’8

Nationality: U.S. (a genuine hellscape)

Taken by my beautiful angelic wife, happily. No I’m not sorry about it either.

Sexuality: Bisexual (Again happily taken)

MDD AND GAD (diagnoses along with dysphoria and ED)

Favorite color: Black and baby blue

Favorite animal: Octopus

Favorite food: Mexican

Artist/Writer/Collector/Gamer

I have a lot of interests, genuinely so many that if you bring something up I probably know of it or I’m into it. I can talk a lot, I’m interested in learning about things other people like, and educating people on things I like as well. I’m an artist and a writer, and I want to write short stories or novels in the future (fiction). I plan to be a marine biologist in the future. I’m a huge movie fanatic and music listener!! I play tons of games (I want to develop my own Roblox game or visual novel in the future), love going to the gym, swimming, cooking, anything nature related really, all that stuff. I do a LOT of stuff. I have a ton of hobbies, and love collecting. I have a letterbox, TikTok (probably won’t give out), instagram (which I probably won’t give out), and a SpaceHey page that I coded!! I love my two cats and my precious wife, and bugs. Anyways that’s about it.

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“Woman I’m working on it-“

“don’t call me woman, i’ll fuck you till you lose that attitude”

Well… I’ll be damned please for the love of everything unholy do exactly that baby, I’m all yours and I’ll gladly let you punish me and get all my attitude out with your pretty cock… I’ll be a good boy for you

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taking a nap using boy thighs as my pillow while being pet non stop till i fall asleep would fix me i think. getting comfy on him.. murmuring about stupid stuff till i’m so sleepy i just can’t talk… him running his hands through my hair and every once in a while hitting the spot on the back of my neck that gives me shivers… yes please

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I wanna lay in bed with him all day laying down between his legs with my head on his thighs/groin and fall asleep while he’s petting my hair, scratching behind my ears, and rubbing/gripping the back of my neck, while I talk to him about my interests or he talks to me and looks down at me falling asleep on him and hums to me. His thighs look so comfortable and soft and I wanna kiss on them and press my face into them, or have him lightly squeeze my head. Then after I fall asleep he lets me stay there and plays on his 3DS or something until I wake up and turn over to wrap around him and bury my head in his tummy and hug him close to me. He’s so pretty I wanna cuddle so bad and hold him or him hold me and engulf me in his smell and heat and body. He’s a dream. Bonus points if we’re in bed under sunshine and wearing minimum clothes so it’s nice and warm and we’re skin to skin, and I’m cuddled up in a blanket.

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I fucking hate being mentally ill, I don’t know why I can’t just not be fucked up

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When you are picking or biting the skin on your fingers and instead of judging you they hold your hand so you can stop

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Me and my girlfriend <33

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She calls me her prince, cowboy, baby, her good boy, sweetheart, sweetie, pretty boy, and her baby boy.

I’m winning. My girlfriend is so amazing.

Here’s a rainbow kitty for you guys B3

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The Super Bowl commercials were something else entirely to me.

Late stage capitalism commercials. The Ritz commercial was related to Epstein and basically saying to us that people are “salty they weren’t invited and that if their favorite celebrity invited them they would go.”

The Epstein nerds commercial because why are we on and island with nerds as children and a guy who dresses and looks similar to him where he EATS said nerds, basically downplaying what’s come out because of the files by using nerds and dehumanizing victims.

The pringles commercial where Sabrina carpenter builds a man out of them and a relationship with him and then he randomly dies and everyone eats him but she doesn’t, but then she indulges in it and likes it, basically saying “don’t knock it till you try it” while eating a man she “fell in love with” even if he wasn’t real to begin with.

The Ring camera revealing it’s a large ai network that can tap into your home devices and facially scans all of its users and people into a database, basically government surveillance technology. They admitted that they can tap any ring camera and use ai to track faces and animals, and they aren’t even hiding.

Alexa ai commercial trying to gaslight people into thinking they are crazy for looking into and worrying about her effects of ai and mocking people who have general concerns. Basically saying that it’s no that serious.

The push of ai slop on people, especially with the introduction to the Olympics being two minutes and thirty seconds of uncanny ai slop, not seeing the ad made by Epstein survivors slamming the DOJ and calling on them to release the files properly that didn’t air to most of us.

Maybe I’m reaching?

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Hey, would it be weird if I sent you a hoodie of mine just so you could fuck yourself to the scent of me?? The thought turns me on so bad. I want you to need me that bad. Please. Thanks.

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The thought of him mindlessly thrusting into his fist with my clothes pressed into his face while he’s grunting or whining and saying my name…

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Lowk grappling with the fact I’m mad boring and like afraid he’s gonna leave me, I’m gonna be sick, I don’t know what’s wrong with me and I don’t know why I can’t be interesting. I have nothing interesting to say or do.

But it’s cool I lowk ball ngl, it’s all in my head (hopefully). I can only ask for so much reassurance before it’s too much.

( ˶T_T)!!

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actually my kinks boil down to “i want someone to desire me so strongly and urgently that they just can’t control themself around me”

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I’m a gooner… gooner… I wanna ask say a lot of perverse things to her right now but… I’m gonna be good… she doesn’t seem interested in horny talk at this time… Never goon… never goon… she’s just so beautiful, I love her and I want her to bone me… I wanna ask if she’s horny too right now…

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The same people who stand/defend ICE and said Renee Nicole Good deserved getting murdered on her own street because she “viciously ran over the agent with her car” are the same people who said Charlie Kirk didn’t deserve to die due to his political views. The only way that these people will defend a murder is when it aligns with their political agendas and beliefs. Charlie Kirk was a far right conservative Christian. Renee Good was a lesbian Christian, so far I don’t have an exact political stance I could name to you for her, but I can safely assume far from the right.

She was murdered. By an ICE Agent who called her a “Fucking bitch” after he shot her in the head/face when she tried to drive away. He was not in danger, he was not hit or struck by her car. She was turning her wheel to the right, in turn her car, AWAY from the agents direction. She was not aggressive at all, and she was moving her car like they had told her to do.

They refused to let the man who identified himself as a physician on site go to her. They refused to allow her help and forced bystanders to stay back. The ICE agent who shot her drove away with other agents and disturbed the active crime scene. They called 911 and the paramedics far too late, when other agents claimed they had their own paramedics on scene already.

That was a murder. At POINT BLANK RANGE. Through her windshield and open driver-side window. He pulled his gun and aimed at her before she started to accelerate. Three shots. He was not in the way of her SUV when these three shots were fired at paint blank range. This was an execution. Why? Because the agent was angry. He shot and murdered her out of anger.

She was murdered because of her political stance and her stance against the ICE agents.

If you are one of the people who condemned the shooting and killing of Charlie Kirk but you’re staying silent or blame the shooting and killing of Renee Good on her, then you are one of the bad guys. The same crowd who was all up in arms about Kirk is blaming her for her death.

Casually calling her a fucking bitch after discharging his firearm with the intention of killing her is insane. That’s not something you’d say even if it were a justified shooting. You’d be remorseful. Nobody should want to end a life. “That’s fine dude. I’m not mad at you” and “it’s fine” are some of her last words and the government/people defending ICE are trying to paint her as a domestic terrorist?

“But he was a father with a wife and kids” SHE WAS A MOTHER WITH A WIFE AND KIDS.

ICE agents are also defacing the memorial that people have set up for her, violently threatening and attacking protesters, and overall escalating the tensions and violence.

Hypocrisy at its finest.

REST IN PEACE RENEE NICOLE GOOD

ABOLISH I.C.E

FUCK I.C.E AND DJT

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I want him to grip my chin while I’m doing what he wants and orders me to, talking down to me bout some “that it’s Danny, that’s my good boy, hm?” Or, “you are so good for me Danny, aren’t you? Keep going cowboy, be tame for me won’t you?” With a sweet but degrading tone and the little mmhm noises he makes sometimes with the hold on my chin with his other hand carding though my hair making me maintain eye contact while he’s trying to keep the dominate act together under my touch and mouth and stare unraveling him till he gives way to begging me for more and for me to do what I want to him.

Uhh, who said that? Definitely me, I said it.

I really want her to touch me in unholy ways right now, it’s extremely difficult to not when she’s so beautiful

I am very sexually aroused at the moment. I need to calm myself… maybe.

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Can I sit on the floor in between her legs while she sits on the couch and massages my scalp or plays with my hair while my head is tilted back in her lap and I’m looking up at her lovingly with all the adoration I’ve ever held for her in my big puppy dog eyes while she hums and smiles down at me and traces my face with her gorgeous fingers? Hello? Can I get that now please?

I miss my angel tonight, she’s getting some well needed sleep though, so I’m happy as can be, nothing to complain about. The ache is just how bad I need her presence when she’s sleeping like a baby, my baby… hah get it? Did I make a laughable?

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I don't care if it hurts

I wanna have control

I want a perfect body

I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice

When I'm not around

You're so fuckin' special

I wish I was special