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[adropofdeleted-deactivated20130]

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

[gr0mhellscream]

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

OH MY GOD

[factualfeminist]

@explainingthejoke

[explainingthejoke]

OP’s post basically reads in English, “What do you call a dog that sells medicine? A pharmachien.”

“Pharmacien” is the French word for “pharmacist.” “Chien” is the French word for “dog.” The OP took the word “pharmacien” and changed the “cien” at the end to “chien,” so it’s a pun meaning “pharmacist dog.”

[chiibinomonodamon]

This ship is so f*cking cute and I hope they get married.

[merrybitchmas91-deactivated2019]

Not just cute, this is incredible. The male love interest tells the female protagonist, “The person I think I know is partly my own fantasy. I want to know the real you.” Need more shows/movies/everything like this 

[appendingfic]

Before that, he’s sad she’s dating someone else, and tells someone, “it’s not her fault I didn’t ask her sooner”.

He’s like the anti-Ross

[titenoute]

good guy haida

[whisperofvintage]

[vladtheunfollower]

corn cat…reblog for a plentiful harvest

[artmagine]

The amazing digital art of kiDChan

[dynamitewaistcoat]

Black velvet embroidered woman’s jacket, by Arnold Constable, New York, ca. 1884. 

[garbageboy-stinkman]

The McElroys: *say the name of a celebrity*

Me, Laughing Through Tears: i have no fucking clue who that is

[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[saluteofthejugger]

would anyone like a nice warm glass of grungnort?

[saluteofthejugger]

Here you guys go,

this may take a while…

[saluteofthejugger]

snip

glorp!

[durbikins]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[nbeenary]

[weloveshortvideos]

The new snapchat update is amazing

[meowren-deactivated20190915]

*opens the dishwasher* SNOWMAN IN THE FRIDGE!!

[how-many-boos]

HE’S GOT SOCKS ON

[sassmasterhost]

Scorpions!! They’re comin’ for the cilantro!!

[dustywarbler]

not the emoji movie we asked for - because we never asked for one - but the emoji movie we need

[pardonmewhileipanic]

DAMN DANIEL DAMN

[theyellowbrickroad]

[kiixiies]

so glad we’re finally getting accurate lesbian representation in the media

[lukasyougingerstud]

[psy-faerie]

If someone tells you to stop ripping on them, even if you’re joking, fucking listen. That shit gets tiring doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking joke no one wants to hear negative shit all the time.

[psy-faerie]

Some of y’all think you can be rude asf all the time bc you’re “just joking” but you’re seriously wearing people down.

[nutellarella-em]

they’re friends

[coffee-khaleesi-deactivated2020]

When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either. 

[bogfox]

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.

[left-reminders]