chris or somethin

COME UP AND GET ME

[linux-the-new]

[warpedlamp]

When you make a new friend over the internet.

[warpedlamp]

When you try to make a new friend but don’t succeed.

[animatedtext]

[sadhoc]

step 1: 

step 2: 

step 3:

step 4: 

[unabating-deactivated20190408]

[lmaonade]

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

[bogfox]

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

still not over the fact that the prior to ghouls adopting “smoothskin” as an insult for humans they opted to use the term “normies”

[thiccgrayson]

[akumajou-special]

[thefrenchdadarchive-deactivated]

he’s putting her in the walls so she can live there

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[lordeboy]

hey

[uarecrying-deactivated20230519]

I have literally thought about this everyday for the last week and a half

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef

[unclefather]

[relishboi]

i went to toronto i went to atlanta 

i used to drink pepsi but now i like fanta

[thewickedavatar]

[sixpenceee]

The McPherson Tape was an alleged video containing footage of a Connecticut family known as “the McPhersons” celebrating their relative’s 5th birthday, only to be visited and eventually abducted by aliens. In reality, the footage was actually a 1989 no-budget found footage thriller film titled UFO Abduction. You can watch it here

[clitorsaurusex]

Yo Fuck that shit. This film messed me up for years