a non-comprehensive list of my favorite things glenn howerton has said and done
told conan that he’s been with men, thinks brad pitt is hot, and considers himself a 6 on a scale of 1 (straight) to 10 (gay) right after his wife just had their first child
leaned onto his hand when a guy came up to the microphone to ask a question at comic con and interrupted before he could even start talking to say “what’s up beefcake?”
said the dennis sex doll’s face is not what he looks like sucking dick
wore a $14 shirt from hot topic to a red carpet premiere of his own show
said doing theater gave him opportunities with guys and girls, said “do I want a cock today?” and then in the same sentence as calling himself straight, said “you can have it all” in reference to both women and men
listed the homosexual undertones in everything they say and do as his favorite running thing on sunny
[to rob] “we were talking about what a wonderful lover you are and how caring you are afterwards”
got a comment about dick sucking advice directed at him during an interview instead of kaitlin, the straight woman who was sitting right next to him
responded to someone asking if coffee town was the first time he ever kissed a man by yelling NO, no, no, no, and then not elaborating beyond saying he hadn’t kissed men on sunny
said on tv that being gay is reflective of most people
was completely unfazed by a hot interviewer whose titties were so out that rob and charlie were avoiding looking at her and instead looked her dead in the eyes and asked if she agreed that some actor was a beefcake
listed sixteen candles and mulholland drive as movies that changed his life
listened to sufjan stevens
named his cat ninjabean at the age of 27
said the name dick wolf made him think of “a man constantly hungry for dick” to which the interviewer replied that it was a rorschach test, absolutely dragging him through the mud
wrote the words “drinky poo” in an actual script for his actual television show
said, and I quote, “the stars aligned” for him and rob
this is getting way too long this list is actually just everything notable and gay he’s ever done in his life
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