[ratfuck]

rob zombie if he had IBS:

I shit in the ditches and squirt in my britches I crap in the back of my underpants

[ozolotl]

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

HE CAN DO ALCHEMY

[who-needs-words]

CHOCOLATE MAN MADE A LOVE POTION

[turnways]

[catcrumb]

Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

dreams to reality

[thelatestkate]

[2010s-nostalgia]

Domo Valentine's Day photo from 2009

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Agnus, oil on canvas by Konstantin Korobov

[pandora-s-shit-deactivated20220]

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

[devinwolfi]

bold of you to assume im not

[joyfully-it-devours]

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

[oysters-aint-for-me]

birdy.., !’

[meow-moment]

Yep that's what it's like

[edwardashley]

anime fans will be like “omg look at his smile 🥺 ❤️❤️❤️“ and it’s like, the corner of a straight line inclined up 3 pixels

[daijinishitai]

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

[foreveriallyzombified]

i want to see the product of his cross breeding with the other species

[rslashrats]

[rintezukas]

[mortems-mementos]

My son Gump

[heidelbro]

Part of me is scared to get older based on the sheer number of older people that just can't learn. I mean, the kind where you explain something in simple English and they just can't comprehend it. And I don't mean the elderly, it starts in the 40s

[cherenkovbouquet]

REMOVE CARD - REMOVE CARD - REMOVE CARD - REMOVE CARD

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

REMOVE CARD - REMOVE CARD - REMOVE CARD - REMOVE CARD

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

[midoriiro-warui]

i dont know what it is. dont ask me.

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post