Sweet Caroline.

Danny Hart. Cop on a break. 

[dannyxhart]

evelinexkeating:

“Why not? You’re a pleasant guy and most likely very much capable of enticing my next door neighbour with your plethora of charms. And even if that doesn’t happen, you will still have a fun story to tell,” she offered, raising her eyebrows in a comedic manner. “Thank you. I don’t really care if people think I’m bit of a grump, but I would like to be at least a little bit mysterious. Mmhm. I don’t do well with hammers and that sort of stuff. I would only end up with severe injuries and or holes in my walls.” 

“I’ll take pleasant any day of the week and my enticing skills might be a bit rusty but I’m always up for a challenge with my...whatever word you just used of charms. But if I leave laughing then I’m all good.” He smiled even wider and pushed his hands deep in to his pockets, sliding back a little. “Mysterious? You want to keep people guessing or something? And oh I’m a master of hammers. Got two on my tool belt and I promise no injuries or out of place holes.”

[dannyxhart]

savannahcorden:

“Ah, a true stereotype, I see. Were you also the star quarterback and homecoming king, too? A break from being a police officer… maybe I watch too much tv, but that sounds a little ominous. Eh, you were close enough - I kind of like your answer better, anyway.”

“I was not the quarterback and I wasn’t the homecoming king. I cared more about becoming a cop back then and being a ranch hand than my popularity. And it’s not ominous but I had a run in with some residents a while back and ended up with a bullet wound so I’ve taken a break. And thank you. At least now I can use them to make other people laugh. All credit given to you of course.”

[dannyxhart]

savannahcorden:

“I almost always had my nose in a book when I was younger, so I guess it just sort of came naturally. Are you a police officer? Close.. a dic-tater!”

“I was usually out getting myself covered in mud or playing sports so I didn’t have no time or patience for them. And I am. Kind of. I’m on a little bit of a break right now. And wow that was....I never would have got that.”

[dannyxhart]

evelinexkeating:

“Not really. We all do, from time to time. See, I like that idea. You woo and charm her and then let her know I’m getting tired of the never-ending Christina Aguilera party. Maybe that’s what I need to do, set her up with someone,” Eveline mused, clearly joking despite the fairly serious look on her face. “People are constantly asking if I’m okay. I am, this is my face. I know I’m not that expressive,” she stated with a shrug of her shoulders, not too bothered by the comments she sometimes got. “Oh, I will. I wouldn’t dare to try and fix anything by myself.” 

“Woo and charm? Are you perhaps suggesting that I have those qualities or are you just real optimistic? But sure, I’ll do what I can to help.” He said with a big grin that opposed her more serious look. He genuinely was used to the lack of facial expression from his sister so he hadn’t been phased yet. “Who needs expressions anyway? Keeps people guessing?” He suggested with a flourish of his hand. “Well it’s what I do well so it works.”

[dannyxhart]

savannahcorden:

Understandable; everybody’s smart in their own way. I wouldn’t call myself a genius, but I’ve got my fair share of book smarts. Not a lick of common sense, though. Um… what do you call a potato that runs a country?”

“Book smarts, huh? I ain’t ever really got that but that’s because I don’t read books. Well I’d say common sense is what I do have or at least I call it cop initiative. Something along those lines. And uh...a potato. Country. Potato-dent. I have no idea.”

[dannyxhart]

savannahcorden:

“Fair enough, but I’m sure you’re not giving yourself enough credit. I’d bet you’re smarter than you think.”

“Oh well I’ve got a certain set of smarts about some stuff but I ain’t one of them geniuses with the high IQs. You got any more jokes?”

[dannyxhart]

savannahcorden:

“Don’t patronize me, I know it’s stupid. But, I never did meet a pun I didn’t like.”

“That wasn’t meant to patronize! I genuinely found it funny. I think puns are great but I just ain’t that smart in the heads to realize they’re puns sometimes.”

[dannyxhart]

evelinexkeating:

“Ah, sure. It would be an utmost pleasure to help you on your endeavour. Admittedly, I don’t really know how to go about doing it, but I will try my best. It’s not all the time. Just when I don’t pay attention to my face. What is it called again, a resting bitch face?” Eveline rolled her eyes, somewhat amused by the term she’d heard so many times being used in relation to her. “That’s good to hear. Nah, I’m good. Thanks for the offer, though.” 

“Does it sound a little bad of me that I need help? But I’m not actually asking you to help but it wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing. Maybe I can convince her to keep the music down? And oh yeah resting bitch face. I think it’s actually scientifically explained. My sister is exactly the same - she’s the real life deal of looks could kill. Even when she’s happy.” He enthused before smiling widely and crossing his arms across his chest. “Well if anything breaks or somewhere needs a new coat of paint just hit me up. I’ll do you a good deal.”

[dannyxhart]

savannahcorden:

“And then the bartender says, ‘Liquor? I don’t even know her!’”

“Liquor. Liquor. Oh liq-her! I get it! Okay that’s good. That’s real funny.”

[dannyxhart]

spencerconrxd:

“Ew, gross dude. I didn’t need to hear about you getting excited. That was way too much information.” Spencer teased. Just hearing him say that he needed her just as much as she needed him, made her own heart swell. The two have become a part of each other’s family. Spencer would probably consider the goofball her best friend. Male best friend that is since Taylor was her full on best friend. “Exactly, which is why I need you. Don’t make me get stuck with Alex. I already deal with him enough.” Spencer faked complain. She loved her little brother to pieces, but she couldn’t picture working with him day in and day out. “I’m glad it’s so easy to get your heart. But I’ll give it back after I feed you. That way you can give it to a girl that is actually attracted to you.” Spencer smirked, walking to the wrong of the library. She pulled out her card and checked out before a few minutes later, the two were sitting down at the local diner. “Dude, I’ve missed this place so much.” Spencer could already feel her mouth water as they were waiting for their food. “So tell me, how’s your life since I’ve been gone.”

“After you feed me? I thought the implication was that I was buying food for you, m’lady? And besides I don’t think there are any girls that are attracted to me out there so there’s so rush. Don’t wanna get left two weeks before my wedding again do I?” He chuckled, knowing that although he joked about his total shambles of an engagement from some time ago where his fiancee had ditched him two weeks before the big day it had been difficult to find another woman since. It wasn’t the top of his priorities though. He was just happy without the stress and bother. He fell in to easy conversation with her as they headed to the diner and when she said she’d missed it a fond smile spread across his face. He’d missed just chilling out with her and eating stupid amounts of food. Having their regular ‘therapy’ sessions to chat pure nonsense. “Uneventful. I kept you up to date with anything important on the force but I’ve just been doing odd jobs. No ladies in my life to speak of.” He looked down at his drink as it was placed in front of him before he lifted it and took a long gulp. “How about in yours? I’m sure you were somewhere much more exciting. Are New York chicks good looking?”

[dannyxhart]

evelinexkeating:

“God no. If anything, I could learn a thing or two from her if she happens to actually be a stripper. It takes pure talent to carry yourself in such a way. I just sulk and look incredibly displeased unless I really concentrate,” Eveline stated, laughing. “Nah, not really. Work has been busy but I honestly prefer it that way. How are you?” 

“Well if you do find out she’s a stripper could you at least offer her my number and tell her I’m a good guy who wouldn’t mind a bit more talent in my life. And hey, you don’t look that displeased. Maybe it’s just because I’m here.” He joked with a small chuckle before nodding in acknowledgement. “I’m not too bad. Keeping busy one way or another. You got any stuff you need help with around the house?”

[dannyxhart]

cameronxgraham:

“Well, naturally,” she scoffed, playfully rolling her eyes. “That’s why you love me so much.” Wearing a shit eating grin, she immediately took a seat opposite him. Just as she’d always done, she didn’t even wait for an invite because why would she? “I’m half intrigued and half offended! Why would it feel wrong? I’m not twelve, you know…” Looking over at his cup, she cocked her head to the side. “What are we– drinking? Eating? You’re paying!”

“Every time you see me you mention this concept of love but I honestly have no idea what you mean.” He chuckled, watching her sit without even moving to say anything else. It wasn’t exactly easy to stop Cameron doing anything, especially when he’d known the girl for such a while. He wouldn’t admit it easily but he had a soft spot for her. “You ain’t twelve but you ain’t an old fella like me.” He said with a grin as he rubbed his chest, using the other hand to push a menu toward her. “Well I’m trying their new craft beer but you can have whatever you like. Because I’m feeling nice...”

[dannyxhart]

cameronxgraham:

Cam was completely out of practice. She supposed to came with a new relationship, but sometimes– she just couldn’t help herself. It was like she was just programmed to say dumb shit. Putting on her best smile, she cleared her throat. “Excuse me, I just wanted to ask… may I call you Google, you know, because you have everything I’m looking for?”

Danny was counting the change in his hand when he heard a voice that he very clearly recognised. Before he could even consciously process the words he was already smiling, turning to look down at the much smaller woman. “Well aren’t you just the little Miss who’s gifted with the smoothest words.” He teased as he picked up his drink and took a long sip. “I’d attempt a charming line back but it might make me feel way too wrong.”

[dannyxhart]

evelinexkeating:

“I guess Christina Aguilera would be one of the easier names to recognise. Not that it really matters, to be honest as the whole point of this is the fact that she will not stop playing that goddamn album.” Eveline took a deep breath and gave herself a moment to think. “You know, I think you could be on to something. Perhaps she’s just practising for her job. I have no problem with that.” 

“I don’t think it would be too rubbish to have a stripper as a neighbour.” Danny mused quietly before he smiled and looked at Eveline. “But that’s just my daft male perspective and wilfulness.” He added a small shrug before rubbing the back of his neck a little, pondering on his next words. “No other problems apart from the Aguilera wannabe neighbour?” 

[dannyxhart]

hollystarling:

There were far worse jobs than bartending at a beach bar - and the Lighthouse had hired her and let her start all in the same day. So the blonde, exhausted and nearly dead on her feet, would proceed as if this job was all she’d ever hoped for. Holly, hearing the distinct sound of a barstool sliding against the wooden floor, turned a bright smile on the person who had just taken a seat at the nearly-empty bar. “What’ll it be?”

Danny let out a soft sigh as he took a seat at the bar. He knew it wasn’t exactly busy, and although he often went to bars for the social life, it didn’t turn him away. “Well I hate to be forward but I’ll have a bottle of Bud and another one of them pretty smiles if that’s quite alright, Miss.” He chuckled, lifting his hand to rub the back of his neck. 

[dannyxhart]

spencerconrxd:

“It is. It is exactly how this relationship works, partner.” Spencer smirked allowing her eyes to roam over the titles. Spencer loved that Danny was her partner. Most would think that she’d be partnered up with her little brother, seeing as they were family and their father was the chief. But those two didn’t fit together well and Alex didn’t come in until years later. Spencer was only in the force for a year when Danny came in. They were paired together and fit instantly. They complimented each other so well that they acted as one. “It might have been a low blow but it’s true. And, spoken like a true cop. You just need to add some donuts into your diet.” Spencer let out a small laugh. “You better be coming back. I need my right hand man. Don’t make me get partnered up with some bafoon worse than you.” She really couldn’t imagine having another partner by her side. “I’m glad we are on the same page here.” Spencer pulled out another book that looked promising, turning to the giant. “That’s why you’re a cop. Now come on, lets go get something to eat and you can tell me how you’re holding up.” 

“Don’t even mention donuts around me or I’ll get really excited and I don’t think that’s very appropriate for a library.” He snorted and then shrugged his shoulders, silently contemplating his next action in life. He could go back to the force but he was also quite happy helping people out with odd tasks around town. It didn’t bring him much money but that had never been a big deal. Danny would rather be happy than wealthy. “And I need my left hand chick but you’ll never find anyone worse than me...if you do then I am very sorry.” He joked, knowing that the pair had always worked well together. There was nothing wrong with his capability as a cop apart from the occurence a few months ago but drunk farmers on the outskirts did not mix when they had firearms. “You mentioned food and now you, as usual, have my heart. Now let’s go get your sappy romance shit out so I can eat...and I think you’ll have more to update me on than otherwise.”

[dannyxhart]

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Kel: Thanks, I really appreciate it. I know it's not a great time.

Kel: Considering the time, the girls should be asleep the whole time. But if you want to bring donuts and eat them, that's up to you.

Danny: It's not like I'm busy so...

Danny: Awesome. Sounds about as chill as possible. I'll be over ASAP. I got you.