Danteee

[brucefromfamilyguy]

she always finds me when i need her most

[3liza]

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[godisafujoshi]

If you dont want me pit maneuvering you out the way then get out the way. I dont say this a lot but i am willing to kill to get to my destination half a minute sooner

[ask-pacman]

Just a quick update for you all somebody fucked my car earlier this week they fucked the jumping bean to death thru the exhaust pipe and I need prosecution

[queercyborg]

I remember hearing a story of some person doing this, keeping someone from speeding on the highway. They made it really clear to them they needed to get through, and she wouldn't let them pass her because she was teaching them a lesson about road rage. Except that person eventually got pulled over and scolded by police and first responders.

The car behind them was literally transporting someone who had been severly injured by a chainsaw, while working and they were on the phone with emergency services. They were trying to speed to the nearest ambulance because they had been so far away they were instructed to start moving the person to meet the ambulance so they could try to save this person who was bleeding out so badly.

Literally just get out of peoples way and let people go around you.

[ask-pacman]

Ford dealer told me to go fuck my self upside the head and well most of my body is my head plus another jumpingbean will cost me most of my chatturbate money

[v4mptns]

a remake of crash (1996) but for people who use public transportation We need representation for the ones who don't know how to drive We are perverts too

[pjackk]

When will pride month be over already

[detectivehole]

[grox]

If I waz a hairdresser and you showed me a pic on your phone of some boy I'd sma k that shit out your hand

[rnismatch]

snuck into area 51 and i saw a spawner with a rotating unabomber in it but the cia had placed 4 torches one on each side

[ytumamatambien2001]

[pjackk]

Boobs freak me out

[pjackk]

The way they jiggle and bounce.... Unnatural.

[pjackk]

Look up uncanny vally theory

[wizardgender]

misogyny is eating you alive

[pjackk]

My body made out of metal alloy

[angelicguy]

my dog is gonna look sooooo good

[hellallamerican]

have we tried sexualizing the grotesque, my liege?

[deadeyesopened]

[pjackk]

Wat does frick my bean mean

[pjackk]

Yes master

[mousegirlheart]

baby 🍼

[mousegirlheart]

baby 🍼

[angelicguy]

35 year old guy i added on steam: Heh, well, I might be on tomorrow. You know how it is, with a kid and all- their schedule is your schedule

12 year old me: Totally get it man

[oolongstains]

August 25, 2012