Dapper | PKMN Trainer

Howdy! I am Dapper! 18 year old Pokemon trainer from Unova (though I moved to Paldea last year). Shiny hunter, breeder, battler, and caretaker!

[dapperdatrainer]

Howdy! I am Dapper Blueberries (Yes my mom named me Dapper). 18 year old Pokémon trainer from Unova, but I did move to Paldea a few months back. I am also a shiny hunter, breeder, Uva Academy student, and Blueberry Academy student.

Likes:

- Makeup

- Shiny Pokémon

- Eating tasty food

- Music

Dislikes:

- Making BLTs

Here is my team of fabulous Pokémons!

- Welch / Goodra

- Bimby / Scolipede

- Wukong / Simipour

- Plum / Tsareena

- Swirls / Spinda

- Mosh / Farigaraf

I do have other teams too, however this is my main one and the one that I have built up over all my life. I hope y’all give me a warm welcome 🙏

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Howdy! I am Dapper Blueberries (Yes my mom named me Dapper). 18 year old Pokémon trainer from Unova, but I did move to Paldea a month back. I am also a shiny hunter, aspiring breeder, Naranja Academy student, and inheritor of a beauty salon!

Likes:

- Makeup

- Shiny Pokémon

- Taking selfies cause I look fabulous

- Eating tasty foods

Dislikes:

- Running out of money

Currently I really don’t have a team other than this Hypno I inherited from my mom. I have to babysit it for a while but it listens to move commands pretty well so that’s nice. My mom says her name is Money. She has a weird way with names.

I hope y’all give me a warm welcome!

OOC

This is a pseudo-self insert Pokemon unreality blog based around my player characters in both Scarlet and Violet. If you aren’t comfortable with this blog, feel free to block.

Both Violet!Dapper and Scarlet!Dapper are practically the same person, though with slight differences. Violet!Dapper’s text is the normal font used right now, and is generally a lot more experienced as a trainer and shiny hunter. His mom has a pet Spinda, which he got as a teammate.

Scarlet!Dapper uses the Chat text, and is a lot less experienced, though does have a lot of knowledge either way. He has a bit of en ego due to his more eccentric natural looks, boasting about how beautiful he looks. Also, as mentioned before, his mom has a pet Hypno instead of a Spinda.

This run will have both characters on it, though neither knows of the other’s existence, however they are linked in some ways like sharing this account, and having similar DNA and likes in mind.

This is a fun experiment to test the waters on these unreality blogs since they looked fun to do.

[dapperdatrainer]

Breaking news! Me and my Goodra ate some pecan pie!

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Wet Bees Wednesday

[dapperdatrainer]

da soggy...

[psn-stalling]

Hi Rotomblr.

Sometimes you just get sent to hundreds of years ago before service was invented and take advantage of it when you get it, okay?! Uh. It's been weird really weird and kinda lonely even without it.

From what I remember I think I usually put images of my team down…? Uh. Here you go. In that case. Not like you can really do much anyways, but it's the thought that counts here. (I know they're both shinies. Yes there are more. No I don't know how my luck is like this. It's just great to know you have good luck but in the wrong places, huh.)

Also! I still can't get on Sligoogle to make a placeholder trainer card thing because it won't even boot up. Which is just ABSOLUTELY LOVELY. So we have to go through this is the old fashioned way! The names are from left to right.

Carnation (✨)

Hydrangea (✨)

I. Have a lot more on me too. But I didn't feel like getting them in line for a picture. They're all quite a handful, and I don't think Melli OR Lord Electrode would be too happy with me lining up more than my little guys.

I don't. Really have much to say. Feel free to ask me things and whatnot if you want like the usual, okay?

(OOC below cut)

//FINALLY GOT AROUND TO MAKING A TEMPORARY INTRO FOR AN EVENT!!🎉

Anyways, hello!! Same ol rules as usual, and just in case you're new here, or need a refresher, here's a link to his normal pinned post!

*₊⊹Atlas!⊹₊*

Hello Rotomblr!~ It's your favorite poison specialist (and former champion of the BB league, also formerly a BBA student) Atlas! I go by He

If you don't wanna see this event, please block the tag #A New Day Dawns. There's no major content warnings that I can think of, and as always if something is brought up I'll be sure to tag it! Thank you, and I hope you enjoy! :3

[dapperdatrainer]

Oh my god you're in the past??? Are you ok? Are there people nearby??

[skyfire-the-watcher]

MUSHARNA MALICE!

You wake up in a dark closet. There's cobwebs, its rather dusty, and you're sitting on something soft, but slightly damp.

You hear from the outside a door slamming, a woman's voice, shifting from honey sweet to almost murderous as shattering glass can be heard. Her steps are almost erratic, and you feel sweat pour down your face as the footsteps get louder. You try to hide but there's nothing you could hide behind, and you realize that you're on a dirty mattress. You don't even want to IMAGINE why its damp, but...you hear a heavily distorted scream, as the closet is forced open with enough force to create cracks in the wall, and everything goes black once more.

And then, you wake up.

Nice dream. Don't like how it cuts off, couldn't have even died in the end.

If there isn't blood and gore then it isn't a nightmare. 6/10 good effort and well done though.

//I have a weird relationship with nightmares. Like my brain tries to scare me and I just don't. So I don't really have nightmares, more like 'well that was fucked up, anyways'

[realpokemon]

how do i get my fuck ass sylveon to stop trying to drink my tea

real answer: cups with lids that a sylveon cant get its nonopposable tendrils around, or maybe find out what kind of smells will repel them based on their personality

funny answer: add dragonfruit

[malkahfops251]

//reblog if you potentially want random foxes to be in your askbox!

//Very very typo-making foxes!

[tokakualmiraj]

ive probably asked this before but yknow how its kind of a trend for parents to name their kids after pokemon to give that "wild child" kinda vibe. what would be the worst one to be named after

[dapperdatrainer]

Pyukumuku.

[dapperdatrainer]

Wonder if raticates in Unova eat the drywall at Home Depot...

[sammich-dammit]

guess who's fucking dying in this heat

[dapperdatrainer]

you good???

[purriors]

i should get to bite maim kill people who are mean to me

[dapperdatrainer]

Eat an oran berry, they're like tearing apart a person without the consequences

[pokemon-teacology]

There's something that feels embarrassing about the fact that a Pokémon just utterly destroyed me at bowling

Some guy just brought his infernape into the pub I'm at and demolished me, I had gotten like 1 ball in by the time it was done YvY

It's okay though the infernape was very humble about its win.

[olivias-antics]

{image id: an Azuramarill, Rampardos, Torterra, Crobat, and Luxray standing alongside a blonde haired girl in a zoroark themed outfit in front of the Sinnoh league building}

we made it now all that's left is the elite four and then the champion.

Wish us luck.

[olivias-antics]

It's late so I'm doing it in the morning.

[dapperdatrainer]

good luck!

[the-amazing-ms-menagerie]

Has anyone heard any news about team yell?

It's been a long time since I talked to them, I hope piers and the crew are alright.

[dapperdatrainer]

No??? The hell happened over in Galar?

[tyrantrumposting]

Our league chairman tired to end the world via evil poison dragon noodle. Leon was zero help, but dw we’ve got our local underage champs to deal with it!!!!!

no piers is good, team yell isn’t really out and about much anymore cuz the person they are cheering on is back in spikemouth. I think the guy is active here, I’m not really in touch with them tho.

[dapperdatrainer]

Well I definitely knew of the whole poison dragon thing, I was just wondering what happened to Team yell, but thanks for some clarification.

[peridot-the-photographer]

He scream

[dapperdatrainer]

Huh, kinda looks like one of those purple electric dragon things I saw a few times. Also looks like a Cyclizar...neat!

[the-amazing-ms-menagerie]

Has anyone heard any news about team yell?

It's been a long time since I talked to them, I hope piers and the crew are alright.

[dapperdatrainer]

No??? The hell happened over in Galar?

[weak2dragon]

We had some trouble focusing on the camera at first (thanks Bucket) but I managed to get a great shot of @kingswoodmuseum’s gorgeous Bronzor!

[dapperdatrainer]

It is so pretty!