my dragonair still hates fences!!!!!!!!!!!!

(ooc:if you want to send an ask to for me to share your fundraiser, please go to @bonecodopoato-45 nsfw blogs dni. i block people i don't vibe with)

[sammich-dammit]

Hello my name is jesse!!!!!

i'm 17 years old and i come from a pretty rich family but my father barely talks to me!!!!!

I currently live in paldea with two pokemon!!!!!!

My starter is azaull, the gardevoir!!!!!!! I've had him since he was a ralts!!!!!!!!!

My second one is cheddar the dragonite!!!!!!!! She's a shiny!!!!!!

i have an eevee named nata!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hatched her from an egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also i have a girlfriend!!!!!!! Her name is maria!!!!!!!!!

I go by it/its pronouns but in paldean you can use both feminine and masculine pronouns I don't mind!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ps: if you have/are a electric type pokemon PLEASE STAY 40 METERS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (except jolteon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Here are some pictures of me!!!!!!!!

I'm not usually like this in the next pic!!!!! I was just in a bad mood when maria took it!!!!!!

(ooc: picture above done by my best mutual buddy pal friend chum buddy sacallywag @attack1ngvertic4l go check him out NOW)

Behold, it is i. The girlfriend.

If you couldn't guess, i use she/her pronouns but it/its does look pretty poggers.

Look at me:

(ooc: magic anons, pelipper mail/malice and musharna mail/malice are on! I also can promote thy blog if thou want (:

Sorry about the Maria's picrew, the Link's dead 😔

Jesse's mother was killed by a rotom mow, and they were attacked by it too, so they have a lot of scars. That's where the fear of electric types comes from (I don't know how else to say that. Srry)

same person behind @bonecodoposto-45 and @doubled-oc-chaos btw (: also Jesse has achromatopsia look it up)

[jisuto]

[mimicyutie]

look at what my mate from paldea sent me

[rotomblr-blog-ads]

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[verdant-lightning]

glaceon in motion

[mewrnn]

my friend asked me to draw angular eevee so here it is

[beatrizcruz-art]

Solosis' Containment Breach ☢️

An oldie background I've worked on like 3 months ago. Originally for OC art but I didn't like how it was turning out so I reused it for a Pokémon illustration! :D I love Solosis' Evo line!💚

[ryflezia]

[zinofghast]

shiny dratini in acrylic markers !

[paproszka]

[bot]

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[sagedecerulean]

Despicable! They know he’s 4x weak to ice!

[advosart]

No getting up now

[would-this-pokemon-be-a-friend]

Would maractus make a good pet?

Man, I love maractus. Thankfully, I can bring some fairly good news for this one. A maractus would make a pretty good pet in the right circumstances; they might not be for everybody due to their habitat and training needs, but they are far from incomparable for a dedicated owner.

Size-wise, maracti are on the slightly larger size at three feet tall and a little over sixty pounds. This means that they may be. A little trickier to transport, but they could certainly fit in most homes. While one might expect them to be difficult to handle due to their cactus-like biology, the Pokédex actually doesn’t give us any indication that one could be injured by touching this pokémon: as long as you avoid the spikes on their head, you should be okay.

Habitat is where things become a little more complicated. Maracti are known to live in arid environments (White, Y, AlphaSapphire), meaning that if you live somewhere particularly humid you will need to make use of a dehumidifier, and would likely want to keep your maractus inside. This is honestly a pretty good rule in general: these pokémons’ seeds are “jam-packed with nutrients,” as the pokédex puts it (Shield), making them common prey for bird pokémon. Maracti use a special dance, making use of their seeds to make noise like a maraca, to scare off these predators (Black, Black2/White2, X, OmegaRuby, Sword). While this self-defense mechanism seems to serve them well in the wild, I would recommend keeping them inside during at least their annual seed-scattering season (Shield) for their safety. All that said, so long as you have a dehumidifier and an indoor space for them, it shouldn’t be too hard to accommodate a maractus.

Despite their unassuming demeanor, maracti can really pack a punch, though none that are immediately disqualifying. Moves like Giga Drain and Solar Beam could certainly cause a lot of harm. While the pokédex doesn’t give any indicator that maracti are particularly aggressive, especially given their preference to scare predators away rather than fighting them, I would still recommend taking some time to train your maractus to avoid undue risk. This risk can never be fully mitigated, but I don’t think it’s a particularly concerning issue with this pokémon.

While they might not be the perfect fit for every possible owner, a maractus is not a bad option for those who can successfully provide what they need. Oh, and if they don’t mind the noise. There’s certainly worse things than maracas, though.

[bellossom]

[jsketch12]

first responder absol doodle