Darchendon

Pumping out zoobes like Comcast will seize my internet quickly.

[darchendon-blog]

Allmy followers are robotic motherfuckers. Drown me in bleach.

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

as the great tommy wiseau once said 

[hitorivega]

President Valentine?

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

how??? how can this link back to jojos??? what on earth does tommy wiseau saying red white and blue and shit have anything to do with jojos???

[undriltale]

[sludgewave420]

[thewintersouljaboy]

[darchendon-blog]

Vape naysh \/ /\/

[hishiron]

[darchendon-blog]

Of the fifth degree

[missmilk]

white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]

me: no im latina

[gendertranspositions]

Sorry but that’s like asking me, “Have you listened to Juanes or Fetty Wap?” and me responding, “No I’m a white woman”.

Your ethnicity doesn’t preclude you from potentially being exposed to certain music genres.

[missmilk]

me: jokes

white: *crying uncontrollably* we are all one music genre….. the human genre

[darchendon-blog]

No Santana?

[arceus]

[darchendon-blog]

To you wannabe poppy players

I have taken the username MCPoppytime. SuS it.

[wolfman-hot-dog-blog]

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

[gentle-step]

Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog

[wolfman-hot-dog-blog]

True

[doctorpeppers]

[woodelf68]

Port-a-puppy

[premiumpepes]

this is a golden pepe it appears only once in 20000 memes this is the rarest of the rare pepes reblog in 20 seconds or dank memes will never grace ur dashboard again

[b0undingheart]

People are so concerned with suffering in the meat and dairy industries but I never hear anyone mention that meat is literally dead animal. On what level is that possibly nourishing? What makes people think something DEAD is good for you? Not even just physically but emotionally and spiritually. You’re eating death. No wonder our society is so fucked up if we can’t even realize this one simple thing.

[darkfelixxx]

Wtf is this post

[dishycrafts]

Please let this become a meme

[rigberts]

i draw all my nourishment from Death

[zeitgeistygrantaire-deactivated]

im dead physically emotionally and spiritually and i assure you i am still very nourishing.

[refuzz]

no no, they have a point. lets go back to the good ol days. fuck jerky just take a bite out of the next living deer or cow you see.

[counter-serum]

I WILL CONSUME THE LIVING

[babygoatsandfriends]

[biigfooot]

oH HOLY FUCK MY VOLUME WAS UP ALL THE WAY SEND HELP

[babygoatsandfriends]

honestly if you see a vine of a person holding a baby goat, i would just assume it will be screaming

[darchendon-blog]

Eks dey

[kyleehenke]

that’s one thing that I get very excited about when it comes to my own increasing publicity, IT MEANS I HAVE MORE POWER TO PROMO TALENTED FRIENDS

[darchendon-blog]

Just wait until I make YouTube poops, @kyleehenke , just you wait.

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[marriedtogoddess]

[weloveshortvideos]

Barack Obama singing the Pokémon theme song