Chaotic Pun Bastard

Darcy, 33, they/them, occasional artist

[onlymagpie]

Pearl centric post

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[poppedbubblgum]

Tired

[micromontage]

give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

[houujin]

Found an old comic strip draft from febuary i was in the mood to redraw (super rare houjin fandom art, wow)

[minart-was-taken]

POV: You're the defense attorney and the prosecution just pulled this move

[seltja]

I feel like it suits V

[serpentstones-blog1]

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

[serpentstones-blog1]

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

[bllmak]

bad dream

[hopefullywelsh]

very dumb thing to make but I love it

[shatouto]

the prosecution is ready, your honor

[biancalattei]

bedtime

[residentevil2remake]

#like uncle like nephew

[punkitt-is-here]

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

[punkitt-is-here]

I saw a picture of my mom last week and did a double take because we both realized how similar we look. skinny white anime girls are not real women but your mom is. I promise you look like a real woman

[punkitt-is-here]

Shoutouts to the funniest possible tags on this post

[dateamonster]

can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot

[dateamonster]

nice to see this making the rounds again. 2026 the year of piracy and cancelling subscription services.

destroy every boundary that serves to restrict the spread of unprofitable ideas, information, and culture.

[dr-gaytorius]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

[dr-gaytorius]

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

[darcy-draws]

A little bit late, but here's my 2025 art summary. Hope 2026 will be even better!