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BUT SERIOUSLY SOMEDAY YOURE GOING TO WAKE UP AND YOULL BE IN A HOUSE IN A COMFY BED UNDER A NICE SOFT QUILT YOU DRAGGED YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE INTO A STORE TO GET AND YOULL TURN OVER AND THEYLL BE THERE SLEEPING AND YOULL REMEMBER BACK WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGHSCHOOL WHEN YOU COULDN’T GET A TEXT BACK AND YOU GOT STOOD UP AND YOU WERE CHEATED ON AND HEARTBROKEN AND MISERABLE AND ABOUT TO GIVE UP ON LOVE AND I PROMISE YOU WHEN YOU SEE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WITH DROOL ON THEIR CHIN AND BEDHEAD YOULL BE OKAY BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SIGHT AND YOURE HAPPY AND ITS OKAY TO BE SAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SOMEDAY YOULL HAVE THAT I PROMISE

tastefullyoffensive

tampire

#lol #nygmobblepot

riverlarking

everyone on friends is gay (13/?)

+ bonus from the bloopers

baskervilleshund

conscience-killer

Ed + science - as requested by @riddlelvr.

penguinsweetest

deanoru

that-doe-eyed-girl

What a time to be alive.

kit-harington

penguinsweetest

adorable!

meridianrose

I think it would be more honest if The Flash intro was “My name is Barry Allen and sometimes I’m the fastest man alive.”

szaszszlik-deactivated20170820

I laugh every time I hear this line.

Like.

Every single time.

dragonmuse

“My name is Barry Allen and generally speaking, I’m far far faster than most people.”

fauxsciencedork

“My name is Barry Allen, and if you don’t count people who are from other earths or other time periods, or people who don’t shoot up with speed steroids, and if we’re not talking about flying or swimming, then I might be the fastest man alive? I mean I can’t say for sure, shit keeps happening, but even odds.”