Certified Fresh Dragon Suffering™

this is my blog for dragon things and stuff. I'm KaylaEve (#33899) on FR! follows+likes will come from brandnewmoon

[yellingdragon-fr]

me: gosh I wish I could share lore dragons with other ppl

brain: you gotta write your lore dragon to share lore 

me: ???

[tetris-fr]

my brain, upon hearing that it needs to think of lore to write:

[doomrising]

all natural eye types

[chucken99]

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Rain turns the sand into mud Wind turns the trees into bone Stars turning high up above You turn me into somebody loved

[voidandstarlight-deactivated202]

Dragons for sale

Phthalo/Phthalo/Pink -  270k or 300g

Phthalo/Phthalo/Cerise -  270k or 300g

Reblogs are greatly appreciated! 

[fairyoctopus]

when an enemy dodges eliminate twice

[daringdragons]

Last call for these kiddos - they’re 15k apiece, and can be found on the seventh page of my lair over here~! Boosts are super appreciated!

[glassrising]

I have to go do laundry which involves sitting at a laundromat for an hour and some. It makes me feel super self conscious and anxious and the time always drags

So! To help pass the time feel free to message me / reblog this and tell me about a dragon / your lore !!

Or if ur feelin especially generous don’t hesitate to shoot me questions about my lore/dragons

[daringdragons]

Yo!! I'm gonna show you this girl because I've been Very Happy with her new outfit lately

her name's Robinia, she's a Very Powerful and Very Eccentric Witch Lady, and also Extremely Gay. her and her gf are. Terrifying?? at least to their ~foes~, to their fam they're very Soft (tho her gf is still Mildly Unnvering at all times lmao) and v close and it's really nice?? anyway I love my buff witch lesbian daughter a lot!!

anyway now a question for you!! do you have any powerful mages or anything like that in your lair? :V or if not (or even if so lol), any super rad power couples?

[prokopetz]

Proposal: instead of creating fantasy names by inventively misspelling real names, create fantasy names by cutting real names in half and stapling them back together with mismatched counterparts. e.g.:

Alexamin Danthew Jamriel Tyseph Wilmeron

[pachelbelsheadcanon]

Here is an online fantasy name generator that does exactly this for you.

[saltoftheao3]

uhmmmm just tested and it works super well?? check it out!

[indaymusic]

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Arsonist’s Lullabye | Hozier

Don’t you ever tame your demons Always keep them on a leash

[limitlessplaylist]

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One day you were smiling I could tell by how you sounded on the phone You said, “I’m coming home, babe”

[maned-cerdae]

things that implies:

radio

cars

guns

cruises

submarines

silent movies

refrigerators

diving suits

canned food

frozen food

margarine????

syringes

washing machines

phonographs

vacuum cleaners

toasters

TELEVISION

wrist watches

dish washers

pasteurization

heart surgery

electric blankets

electric ovens

naval mines

literally sliced bread

[daringdragons]

Last call for these two girls, Aquila and Lyra! I’ll be exalting them either today or tomorrow, so I figured I’d give ‘em one last chance before tossin’ them at Earthdad. They’re both in the AH for 30k apiece, tho I would also be happy to accept their gem equivalent! Boosts appreciated!

[daringdragons]

Last call for these two girls, Aquila and Lyra! I’ll be exalting them either today or tomorrow, so I figured I’d give ‘em one last chance before tossin’ them at Earthdad. They’re both in the AH for 30k apiece, tho I would also be happy to accept their gem equivalent! Boosts appreciated!

[dramarising-replacement]

i feel like the ultimate buttersnake hate could have easily been avoided if it wasn’t just a recolor, like the pheonix has different poses, completely redrawn, but the buttersnake is just……the same base recolored a few times. I still love the little guy, but just my take on the situation

[daringdragons]

Last call for these two girls, Aquila and Lyra! I'll be exalting them either today or tomorrow, so I figured I'd give 'em one last chance before tossin' them at Earthdad. They're both in the AH for 30k apiece, tho I would also be happy to accept their gem equivalent! Boosts appreciated!

[lifeinpoetry]

                               I’m full of hunger           and whirled by visions in which      I swallow tornados          whole—some nights   I sleep with   strands of wind still      dangling from my teeth.

— Paige Lewis, from “Diorama of Want,” published in wildness

[mothmammoth]

Okay, since the Lore update I’ve been seeing Windsinger with new eyes.

He’s a fun-loving god. His children rejoice in it, and sometimes he comes down to play with them.

See, life is a game. Life is easy-breezy. Life is fun and flowing and moving and changing. Windsinger is a god, and life is eternal.

Look what great care he is taking of his children! He gives them his winds! A dragon should be in the air, it is where his belong, after all. Those who can’t see that, well, they’re no fun, are they?

Is there a problem with the new way the winds are flowing? No, not at all! Why would there be? Changing up the way the winds go, well, that’s fun! So fun! His dragons fly about in the winds no matter which way they turn, and, well, if any other dragons disagree… Dragons belong in the air.

If they don’t, they’re not his. They’re not fun. They’re boring, and they can’t play, no matter what the other deities say (and when have their opinions ever really mattered when they can’t see the appeal of the air, anyway?). Why don’t these mortals just get on with it and go on an adventure like he does? Take to the win where they can! Adventure!

Ah, adventure! Travelling around the world on the winds! He does it all the time, because the air is his domain and it’s everywhere! And if he’s away for a long time, if he comes back to Wind and his children look a little different, well, that’s all part of the fun, isn’t it? He plays with them, he leaves, sometimes they break but there’s always more to see and do and they replace themselves so what’s the worry, really?

Windsinger is carefree, alright.

[hungrytundras]