Day of The Weasel

I'm only here for the weasels and witchcraft; I dont care about whos in your bedroom.

[jmfenner91]

[k-eke]

Little green mall wizard on a mission.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[justpudding-deactivated20210818]

despite all my fat im still just a rat in a hat

[darjeelingjelly]

❤

[thoughts-in-shower]

If someone is cheating on their significant other to be with you, they will have no problem with cheating on you.

[coldbrewlesbian-deactivated2020]

worm in his natural habitat

[thoughts-in-shower]

The reason Squidward can be such a well rounded and talented artist but be so bad at the clarinet is because he is underwater so his reed is swollen and won’t vibrate right.

[darjeelingjelly]

😥

[darjeelingjelly]

My unnatainable dream:

Some people want to be superstars, some want millions of dollars.

All I want is to smoke opium in China with a monk.

I'd also like to get married to my bf.

[thoughts-in-shower]

What if whenever you cracked your knuckles, your fingers started to glow like glow sticks.

[darjeelingjelly]

Interesting

[hardpee]

[darjeelingjelly]

Mood

[abbf26]

the news is bad sometimes

[thegreathamedebate]

Okay but what’s the phone

[sailor-arashi]

As advertised:

[abbf26]

thats what cain used to kill abel

[chasing-asterion]

Okay but for real think of the possibilities.

People in remote areas (both recreationally and living) - hiking or dangerous areas if they’re lost, hurt, or scouting ahead

Homeless people

Disabled people (to alert for help or contact vital services

Areas of extreme poverty (see all above)

Lost people (either urban or rural) able to call for help

Somebody close to death able to record all final thoughts (either injured, terminal, trapped, or unable to have constant medical care)

Children always able to call for help

Abused people - hiding a phone without worrying about it needing to be recharged

[spruce-wayne-deactivated2020120]

it isn’t bad at all, we’re just so used to phone companies trying to make paper thin phones with no battery life cause it’s good for business

[stimman3000]

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[deathdaydreamm]

[wizardbreasts]

[vickytokio]

This is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever seen

[darjeelingjelly]

Yes.

[thoughts-in-shower]

I used to think I was in a bad mood but it’s been a couple of years now so I guess this is just who I am now.

[darjeelingjelly]

This is who I am now.

[onlytwitterpics]

[darjeelingjelly]

This...every day all day...

[hardpee]

🍴🍔🍴

[darjeelingjelly]

😚🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

[psychology-daily]

Psychology Daily - Quotes

[darjeelingjelly]

🌞🌞🌞