[dark-wil-wheaton]

((ooc: okay, official rule now. No more TBBT talk. Y'all will not send any more asks about it and I will not mention it in any way, shape or form outside of this post and other re-statements of this rule. I do not wish to receive messages relating to it, I'm a bisexual autistic enby at just the right age so that show irreparably harmed me so keep it the fuck away from me. This is not a DNI but any future asks or messages about it will be deleted, repeat offenders will be asked to stop and those who continue after that will be blocked. This is my gimmick blog and I'm protecting my mental health. Banned topic. Anything you sent before now will not count as violating this rule, obviously. Thank you))

[dark-wil-wheaton]

[garaks-padded-cell]

You could never outrun me Wil

[dark-wil-wheaton]

[dark-wil-wheaton]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Out of curiosity what's your thing against fan fic about

I don't actually have anything against fanfic I just like ragebaiting ao3 users on here. Because i'm ontologically evil. Okay?

[tinyravenfeathers]

This reminds me, @dark-wil-wheaton where’d you go?

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Off on a mission causing AO3 outages

[dark-wil-wheaton]

You will attend our birthday party. Or Else.

[silliestcolressfan]

affirmations for people with multiple blogs:

☆ i am on the right blog

☆ i wont accidentally post on the wrong blog

☆ i can get my blogs right

☆ i have a normal amount of side blogs

☆ this isnt going on the wrong blog

[ominous-signs]

I could be your mutual. any one of you. out there.

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[dark-wil-wheaton]

The bird wasn't on the way to work, she was already at work. I hired her to poop on OP's head.

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Soon.

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Soon.

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Soon!

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Soon.

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Soon.

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Soon.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP THREE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Quark (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

Elim Garak (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

Voting ended onJun 23, 2025

PROPAGANDA:

[Quark]

"you know why."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

[abilugarak]

--salutes-- god speed my fellow voters, we will all win and we will all lose with this one

[garaks-padded-bra]

Go forth my Cardassian soldiers. Squash this vole.

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Heh. You will not get what you want this day.

Dark army, vote Quark.

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

dark-wil-wheaton

chicago-mentioned

Voting ended onApr 18, 2025

@dark-wil-wheaton

(no propaganda submitted)

@chicago-mentioned

(no propaganda submitted)

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

dark-wil-wheaton

chicago-mentioned

Voting ended onApr 18, 2025

@dark-wil-wheaton

(no propaganda submitted)

@chicago-mentioned

(no propaganda submitted)

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

dark-wil-wheaton

chicago-mentioned

Voting ended onApr 18, 2025

@dark-wil-wheaton

(no propaganda submitted)

@chicago-mentioned

(no propaganda submitted)

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Yep, today's a very important tumblr holiday! You know it!! It's @garaks-padded-bra and i's anniversary! 🥳

[garaks-padded-bra]

I cannot believe you kept track of this. You will never win. I will evade your every attack. You will not have my soul.

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Bold of you to assume I don't already have your soul :)

[dark-wil-wheaton]

Yep, today's a very important tumblr holiday! You know it!! It's @garaks-padded-bra and i's anniversary! 🥳