Ask Dark Blitz.

Hi, I'm Dark Blitz, I.. was Typewryter's assistant, but he moved away.. I used to live in his tower on the outskirts of Ponyville with his other guests and family. I lived and trained with Ironheart at his Dojo, learning to protect ponies and he and his family left too.. I work for Pinch Harmonic now at his shop, Sharp Chords. Pay a visit if you ever need music instruments. My fillyfriend is the beautiful mare Intarsia Purl, owner of Purl's Creations, a store that sells clothing and I live there with her now! Feel free to stop by.

[kalifrak]

The crouching cover is in this year…

I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.

[kalifrak]

Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT

[anupapaya]

oh my god

[secrua]

[ultrafacts]

[@sweden]

[ultrafacts]

[glamorousbetch]

I’m dying

[successisnotanoption]

[flabellinopsis]

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

[darkblitz]

me: *sniffs air*

me: ah september

me: the time where bugs die

me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus

me: aaah

[tomtrager]

Rick and Morty / Doctor Who mash-up. By Tom Trager

[southparktaoist]

The 12th Doctor is just as dark and rude as I imaged him to be. 

[kaiju3]

The American Hogwarts Houses

[patrickat]

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

[underh2o]

[pantheraj]

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

[sealcat-deactivated20151117]

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

[37roses-deactivated20160114]

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

[fckthestate-deactivated20150902]

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

[sinnohqueen]

ORAS is literally going to be the greatest game in existence because look at this. team magma is so nice and organized and serious right

and then there’s TEAM AQUA

i love pokemon. i love pokemon so much iw ill marry gamefrea K

[nightshadezero]

5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.

[noobtheloser]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[noobtheloser]

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

[weallheartonedirection]

"You can believe me"

[deadpoolic]

I love this show.

[sigurdvolsung]

A Deadpool movie in which....

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard!”

[macleod]

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN 

[hitsvilleuk]

The Internet Is Leaking of the day: There are countless t-shirts with the face of human meme Nic Cage on them, but now we have confirmation that the man himself owns one. We also now know he wears it with a cowboy hat, beaded necklaces, frilled chaps, a cane, and sunglasses indoors at a Guns N’ Roses gig. The world is a remarkably strange place.

[colsonpeacock-deactivated201701]

Nic Cage has transcended his human avatar and we are not worthy of being in his presence

[beesmygod]

holy shit