Brynjolf Is Cool

Hi I'm Logan, 27, they/them. My theme is a mess and so am I. Icon by Yamiiino!

[lactating]

there is milk in girls

[lactating]

and we can get it out of them.

[tgirlbignaturals]

whatever you say tumblr user lactating

[lactating]

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Whoa watch it bud! If I hadn't caught you you would have fallen straight into that pit of tentacles! Good thing I stopped you when I did, huh?

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Oh man if I was just a few minutes late that vampire baroness would have hypnotized you and made you her thrall, good thing you can always count on me, ey? Cmon let's get going, the next round's on you

[fleshadept]

[rylandgraces]

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

[armengoldira]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

To all my followers

GET RUBE GOLDBERG-HYPNOTIZED

[eternalgrey]

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

[chainmail-butch]

We are predictable creatures

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[thelandofmemes]

[skulkingfoxes]

Working on a selkie illustration and enjoying goofy seal faces

[itisiives]

[ilovedirt]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is the only cat I've ever seen who seems to get more and more chill the more stuff you put on her

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[totallyfubar]

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[stars-n-kites]

on the topic of taz balance fanon characterization. boy i wish the popular fanon for kravitz was not "nice straightlaced goth guy". the man is a fucking maniac hes just got a major soft spot for taako and by extension anyone taako cares about. if not for refuge the last words he would have spoken to thb would have been telling them that elvis was still alive and then immediately disappearing into the astral plane. part of the reason he let noelle and lucas go is because he bet magnus for them at cards, and only after they played and magnus won did he reveal he was totally just gonna kill all of them if magnus lost. this was directly after him telling thb they should bribe him to let his bounties go. just like openly asking to be bribed. no wonder the raven queen is fine with two liches being reapers she just lets this man do whatever he wants lmao

[memewhore]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

why did they use the iron helmet in all of the skyrim promo material it’s the ugliest and stats-wise one of the worst helmets in the game. fuck bethesdo

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

fus roh dah

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[agnesandhilda]

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

[agnesandhilda]

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

[agnesandhilda]

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

[agnesandhilda]

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

[draculaisagothwizzard-deactivat]

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

[agnesandhilda]