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[greylunar]

I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

[darkestthunder]

The other day at work somebody came up to me and “yoo-hooed” to get my attention while I was in the middle of doing something else. My response to that was to slowly turn and say “yesss?” And he acted all offended.

Like no, I’m not going to respond right away or very well when you or anyone else does that or whistles at me or whatever other similar thing. How would you like it if I did that to you? You wouldn’t.

The thing I’ve notice about how often and when this stuff happens while working at my retail job is that 98% of the time it’s straight white men who do this. It’s not the way to get my attention nor is it okay for you to do this. I am not your personal servant and you are not “King”. I am a f*cking human being.

[darkestthunder]

Why does it feel more cult-y the longer I spend away from my old way-too-religious life?  The more time passes, the more cringe it becomes.  *cue internal screaming*  Anyone else???

[callmearcturus]

also you know what

you know what really fucking pisses me off about the whole “GASP ADULTS WRITING ABOUT KIDS” discourse

you know what really fucking pisses me off?

hi. i grew up in the bible belt of the midwest. as a young queer slowly coming to terms with being Super Not Straight, I grew up a town where there was one grocery store and eleven churches. on nice sunny days, before real summer heat set in, the chances of well-dressed smiling proselytizing boys with free copies of their holy books showing up at your door approached 100 percent. in my high school, there were to my knowledge about four queer kids, myself included in that number, and one of them was terrified to come out or even be seen with other boys because he grew up in the kind of household where you would absofuckinglutely be thrown out for being gay.

i did not have a queer childhood. this was just as the proliferation of the internet was starting to become a thing, but your best bet to get on a computer would be to go to the local library. the librarian, btw, was a devout christian and was part of the baptist church across the street. so the idea of using free resources to reach out or research what the fuck it meant to be queer was literally not an option.

i did not get queer literature. i did not get queer media. i subsisted on fandom, because it was the only type of content i knew that talked about being queer, that was positive about it, and was often created by adults who would point you to resources to help. this was before scarleteen and teen vogue and other sites.

fandom was my queer community, because i had zero alternatives. society gave me no alternatives.

and now I am looking at all these fearmongering puritanical moralizing shitheels go on and on about how any adult who writes about younger people is a predatory pedo

I did not get a fucking queer childhood. And if I want to sit down and write or read a story about queer teens who get a better shot, who do find love and feel comfortable experimenting with their sexuality instead of treating it like a potential death sentence,

you do not get to sit there and tell me what a fucking terrible human I am. I was a fucking kid too, and these are my stories too. they, in fact, are the stories fucking owed to me by a world that taught me to be afraid. and that part of my history as a human did not get erased when i passed some arbitrary milestone of time.

Society already stole the upbringing I should have had and locked me in a fucking closet until i was in my mid 20s, and you puritanical myopic shits have the fucking audacity to say me reaching back to try and remember something better makes me a pedophile, you dogwhistling dumbfucks.

you are literally on the same side as the people who made my best friend afraid his dad would beat him to death for coming out. that is where you stand. you use the same tactics and the same scripts. “oh if you are interested in these things…… that means you’re Wrong and will probably go to Hell :( why do you want to be such a bad person when you can be Straight And Pure?”

fuck off

[lexiecon-overlord]

I have a hypothesis and I’d like to run an experiment.

If you’re gay/lgbtq+ and you like Pokémon (and your pokeknowledge extends past Pikachu, Eevee and Charizard) please reblogs this... pretty please.

[darkestthunder]

I literally just read

“Test your sci-fi trivia knowledge!”

As

“Test your wi-fi trivia knowledge!”

[darkestthunder]

When you’ve inter-webbed for too long

I’ve been on this website too long

I’ve started thinking in memes

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN

Also, my thoughts are in all caps now randomly

[lace-anne]

I dunno about you, but I’m really heckin’ excited to see the older Gen Z’s (1995-2001 babies) become parents.

Think about it. I’m willing to bet Gen Z will be the most caring, accepting, and willing generation of parents yet.

You want to go and see your favourites at VidCon? I’ll pack my suitcase!

You’re gay, son? We still love you!

Your bf/gf is of a different race? Welcome them into the family!

You’re feeling depressed/anxious? Sorry to hear that, baby - let’s talk it out.

All of this is coming in a few years. I can’t fucking wait.

[dillpicklestanley]

Harry Potter + Cards Against Humanity

[wigglydarkness]

I love these so much! Also wanna remind you that I have started doing ships and personal imagines!

[puhoyedthoughts]

what if the aliens are under the sea

[darkestthunder]

Is that why we haven't explored the sea yet? Because they want to lead us on a wild goose chase into space when really they're hiding in the depths of the ocean?

[risarodil]

Made this for Geek Gear Box ⚡️

[redbeardace]

IT’S ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK!

Go forth and awarify people!

[contrabasse]

things people say when they realize i’m left handed

how do you write like that

i had a friend/relative/coworker who was left handed

wow you must be really creative

and the best one

are you left handed

[rainbowcranes]

Why Being Gay is Like Being Left-Handed

-Society assumes you’re right-handed unless you say otherwise

-Society makes products specifically for right-handed people and expects left handed people to “just adapt” to using right-handed products

-When a product is made specifically for left-handed people, right-handed people don’t understand why someone who is left-handed would specifically need that as a left-handed product

-Sometimes people try to make you use your right hand instead, claiming that using your left hand is “wrong”

-People get stunned when they notice that you’re left-handed, and feel the need to ask you questions about your left-handed “lifestyle”

-When a left-handed person mentions that they’re left-handed, a right-handed person will say “I don’t tell people that I’m right-handed, so why do you need to announce to the world that you’re left-handed?”

-Children of a left-handed person will ask their parent why there aren’t books, tv shows, or movies about their family, because each character is portrayed as being right-handed

[darkestthunder]

pros and cons to getting married to your best friend: for aros

pros: getting to have a wedding, family will stop bothering you about when you're going to meet someone, forever sleepovers, tax deductions, getting a nice place together, pooling together your book/game/movie collection, having someone to talk to in person whenever

cons: idk they'll probably steal your favorite food nothing is sacred

[emilyscartoons]

#SlytherinSunday betches 🐍🐍🐍

PS - last day to order a lil summin from my shop before it closes for Christmas! Deadline is midnight tonight GMT 🕘