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Re-blog this and...
I will send you a song I think goes well with your blog aesthetic!
I will put all the songs used on a Spotify playlist for anyone to listen to!
https://open.spotify.com/user/cindydowns/playlist/6eOtdCnVPNomOsWX5aBlF3
do you like octopi? because i think they're scary as hell
I do! I think they’re really interesting and cool creatures I could probably watch one for a long time
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
You missed some of the best ones
the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.
How could you forget this one though
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.
someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?
Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.
You can buy them here
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
venice is gorgeous (more on my instagram)
waits patiently for 2015 upload
Happy new year 2016
Happy new year 2017
And now, we wait
i will forever reblog
I DID IT OMG!!! happy new year!!
I CANT BREATHE
IM CRYING
I’ll just leave this here
i love my brib
The first sketch and then the second finished piece was both made while listening to Home -Resonance 👌👌👌
ayeeeeee
I think one of my least favorite types of responses to people speaking up on sexual harassment and sexual assault is are articles like “in wake of weinstein, men wonder if hugging women still ok”, and comments like “this is why men don’t pursue women anymore”, “i don’t wanna work with women cause i don’t want a lawsuit”, or “i don’t even look at women anymore cause everything is sexual harassment”. this is a particular brand of rape culture, men acting as if women are overreacting, as if men don’t have the basic social skills to know the difference between wanted and unwanted advances, as if women simply setting boundaries is “cramping their style” and “emasculating” them, as if the rules of respecting women are super confusing, so confusing that they’re supposedly forcing men not to interact with us altogether.
this is an act they’ve been putting on for decades: playing stupid, pretending not to know better and then getting upset when we tell them what “better” is. if that doesn’t show you how emotional and emotionally manipulative they are, i don’t know what does.
Are you kidding me? The fact that some person thinks like this is upsetting. Because what these men are saying is true! If a woman touches another woman on the shoulder or even the knee! As a form of human contact its alright but all of a sudden when a man does it, its sexual harassment because she didn't "give consent". I feel bad for the men out there. Especially with all the recent rape and harassment stories coming out.
The Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP), which helps 9 million children obtain affordable health care, expired on September 30th and has not been renewed. Please call your Congressperson and Senators, and urge them to renew this program.
Can I get some of Tumblr’s furious outrage and channel it here? This is important. Underprivileged children everywhere will be uninsured soon if this isn’t renewed. Text ‘resist’ to 50409 and tell your representatives to ensure funding for the children’s health insurance program immediately.
NSFW Myou solo with his goggles off? ( ͡º ͜ʖ͡º)
A lot of you seem to be curious as to what I look like underneath my mask…and underneath my pants.
WELL, how about we make a deal?
If this post gets to 500 notes, I’ll reveal my face.
1000 notes, I’ll take off my shirt.
5000 notes, I’ll strip all the way down for you.
Fine…you guys earned it. I normally don’t like to show my face because of the dark circles around my eyes and other reasons…butt fuck it
Enjoy, my babes
You guys…actually made it to 1000. I can’t say I’m surprised considering most of you cheated. However, I didn’t specify the rules. You did it, and I’ll keep to my word:
Good luck making it to 5000 suckers
Congratulations everyone, you managed to brake Tumblr by rising to 5K notes in the span of a FEW DAYS??? HOW??? I banked on all of you giving up…I should have made the number higher dammit
You all really wanna see it that bad…
This has been fun :) Wanna do more challenge posts in the future?
OH SHIT THIS IS THE BEST SHIT TO WAKE UP TO Y E S
what if mayonnaise came in cans
that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
good morning to everyone except these two people
Why the FUCK would you microwave mayo
Me when a stranger comes up to me and says "excuse me-"
Friendly reminder that this hell site is owned by Yahoo, a company who are now actively advocating for the death of Net Neutrality.
Friendly fucking reminder that the site is actively forcing users to unfollow the net neutrality tag after 20 or so minutes of following it.
Friendly reminder that this site is now actively trying to limit our ability to share information and spread awareness.
