Too Young to Die, too Old for This Shit

I am just bouncing around the internet, existing. Here for the gay stuff, the Zosan, the Japanese pro wrestling. Stuff like that...

[gabbyp09]

[dreamxxdream]

My interests include flexible Sanji with legs for days and Zoro’s arms

(I rewatched Film Gold, read a fic half of last night and suffered a hard relapse, please deal with me ;;)

[beachbeibi]

Introducing the little dumpling baby from my last Zosan comic, her name is Kuina and I love her very much

[darkflame173]

It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I really should update this every now and then... lol

[naomichimarufuji]

Fellas.....

[darkflame173]

Wrestling is indeed very very gay. 🤭🌈🔥

[darkflame173]

I still exist! Just, don’t have so much time for all the social media sites lately.

Hoping Twitter doesn’t go poof, since that’s the primary way I have to keep in touch with a lot of people. 😖

I deleted some Hellbros posts, because the photos were not mine, and I now understand that it’s rude to use photos that are not your own! So I deleted them, Eventually I might post some of my favorite Twitcast screenshots, since those are my own screenshots, at least. 😅

I could go back to what I used to have tumblr for... yaoi and slash posts 😂👏

Anyway, じゃまたね！

[darkflame173]

Going to absolutely suffer if I am not able to buy any of the new photos coming out 😭😭😭

[darkflame173]

THESE ARE NOW MINE ALL MINE AND I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

[darkflame173]

I wake up, log on to Twitter, and am presented with Ken's lovely arse! Thank you ever so much 🥰💜🖤😂🍑

[darkflame173]

いとしのラム（あるある言いたくて、夏） by HELLBROS Ryu & Ken

They are perfect and I love them and that’s just the way it is

[darkflame173]

One more post for the day. Ah, if only I’d been able to purchase this pic! Sold out before I could get it, and it was hard enough to get the ones I could get 😂

(If any savvy person can get the “sample 1″ removed from this pic, I would be ETERNALLY GRATEFUL FOR YOUR SERVICE TO FANSERVICE)

[tetsuyasquared-deactivated20230]

*notices Ryu’s hand on Ken’s hip* I refuse to believe they’re shoot brothers.

[darkflame173]

I need fic.

I NEED ALL THE FIC AND I NEED IT NOW

[uwuharada]

Me too, Tama.

[leaveharmony]

Dulce should be wrestling tumblr’s mascot tbh:

gay

ridiculous

horny for LIJ

[darkflame173]

O-okada 😳

(from a magazine I found on eBay. I need to stay off eBay. I will buy ALL THE JAPANESE WRESTLING THINGS.)

[breadclubrising]

it is very important that you know that "maybe the real ginger ale was the soulmates we made along the way" might be the best tag I have ever read

(re: this)

Thanks anon! On the real, I love wrestling because you can get feelings about the dumbest things, and kayfabe totally makes space for these ridiculous things to have real emotional weight.

Like, as you said, a guy refusing to call something that is obviously beer ‘beer’ and insisting that it’s ginger ale, possibly because it was an inside joke with his best dude:

Or a man breaking down in tears of joy after being given a new novelty glowing plastic miniature scythe; his first novelty glowing plastic miniature scythe having been cruelly destroyed:

These pants, worn by best wrestler in the world, who’s playing the ace of a fictional wrestling promotion in a film. The pants are a tribute to the real-life Ace of New Japan:

The obvious internal conflict on the face of a respected and talented young member of a rival faction, upon being offered an air guitar by a wrestling legend:

Or one last really dramatic high five:

This thing:

Or, of course, solemn fistbumps for the ghost of a dear friend’s tragically slain stuffed cat:

All of the things in this post happened in a language I don’t speak or understand. And yet all of these things, if you allow them to, make you care more about these wrestlers and their matches; give you real connection to the characters and the people playing them. I’ll never understand dudebro wrestling fans’ obsession with not getting worked. 

Get worked, you guys. Get worked often and thoroughly. Otherwise it’s all just fake.

[darkflame173]

Kota: Hey Matt, can I ride you?

Matt:*chokes* Excuse me?

Kota: I asked if I could ride you. I've ridden Nick before, it's fun!

Matt: Wait WHAT?!

Kota: Yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the house.

Matt: ...You mean a piggyback ride?

Kota: Oh, that's what it's called?

Matt: YES THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED-