Sorcières [Witches]

Witches / Wicked Women / Older Ladies / Female Villains / Lesbians / saphique on A03

[knighteirian]

The Devil Wears Prada 2 dir. David Frankel (2026)

[sorcieres-witches]

They are married (in my head and heart)

[sorcieres-witches]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Devil Wears Prada (2006) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Miranda Priestly/Andrea Sachs Characters: Miranda Priestly, Andrea Sachs Additional Tags: Angry Kissing, Sad Ending, Angry Sex, Awkward Sexual Situations, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love, Consensual Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, Hotel Sex, Melancholy, Oral Sex, Lesbian Sex, idiots don't know how to love, one last chance, reference to leonardo da vinci, The hotel scene, Just Talk You Idiots, they waited 20 years, use of saliva, Grinding Summary:

(The Hotel Scene, after Emily leaves)

*** In the bedroom, Miranda sighs, noisily, almost huffs, as she lets herself fall, sitting down on the crooked-shape sofa.

Andy turns around and walks back to Miranda, with urgency.

Amusingly stunned, Miranda’s lip curl into a tiny smile. An exhausted one, but there is amusement on her tired features. “You do always come back to me, don’t you?” Miranda asks a rhetorical question.

Her hand leisurely plays with the hair on the back of her head.

“As if you can’t have enough of me, for some reason.”

***

/// Miranda and Andrea think this is their only time and last chance to have sex ////

[phantomwitch13]

This is the only daddy I need or want in my life

[attyexcalibur]

Angst to ✨married✨ in 20 years’ time.

[kittenfangirl20]

Catherine O’Hara has always been one of my favorite actresses, she had so much talent and was very funny. I am so sad that she has passed today, January 30th 2026.

[sorcieres-witches]

I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT HER

My light my queen my gothic eccentric

[livmoorez]

Ok, ladies, come on. It's time to go to Nasty Gal, time to dress these tits.

[lucy-harker]

Besides, it's a full moon outside. The weirdos are out!

HOCUS POCUS (1993) dir.  Kenny Ortega

[sorcieres-witches]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Holby City Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Serena Campbell/Bernie Wolfe Characters: Bernie Wolfe, Serena Campbell Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Alternate Universe - Neighbors, Montreal, Coming Out, Internalized Homophobia, LGBTQ Themes, Gay Village, Speaking French, Cycling, Renting furnished apartments, Volunteering in a community center, Sabbatical, Bisexuality, Lesbianism, Canon Lesbian Character, Biphobia, Slow Burn Summary:

Elinor does die. Bernie never existed, yet. Serena goes on a sabbatical in Montréal, bilingual city of festivals, to create distance and mend her grieving heart. She rents a furnished apartment above Bernie Wolfe's in the gay village where she'll eventually end up volunteering at the LGBT community center with her landlord. Serena will learn to accept herself and love anew through compassion, diversity and generosity.

[getmemymicroscope]

[sorcieres-witches]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Devil Wears Prada (2006) Rating: Explicit Relationships: Miranda Priestly/Andrea Sachs Additional Tags: Long-Term Relationship(s), Femslash, Established Relationship, Sexuality, Sexual Content, Asexuality Spectrum, Aegosexual, Relationship Discussions, Committed Relationship, Self-Discovery, Vulnerability, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst and Feels, Angst and Humor, Sex Education, Lesbian Sex, Asexual Character, Asexuality, Asexual Miranda Summary:

Andrea freezes, a cold knot forming in her chest as the joyful energy drains from her. The warmth in her eyes flickers and fades, replaced by quiet anguish.

“There is something I need to discuss,” Miranda says, her voice steady but tinged with a crack. She clears her throat and clasps her hands tightly.

“It’s of sensitive nature and it might lead to our separation,” she adds abruptly, her gaze fixed on the floor, avoiding Andrea’s eyes.

[jacfletch]

[sorcieres-witches]

Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Holby City Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Serena Campbell/Bernie Wolfe Characters: Serena Campbell, Bernie Wolfe, Charlotte Dunn, Cameron Dunn, Jason Haynes Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Tattoos, Tattoos, Forget that Bernie cannot draw in canon, Ageism, Women working in non-traditional field, Grief/Mourning, Big Macho Lesbian Bernie, Serena Bisexual Extraordinaire, Feminism, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Elinor is dead, Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Feels, Feel-good, Fluff and Angst Summary:

The Tattoo-AU no one asked for. Bernie the tattooist, Serena the tattooed.

"On the cozy morning of her fiftieth birthday, as she enjoys the calmness of the dawn peeking through her bedroom window, Serena Campbell decides this is the day. The thought never left her. Its something she always puts aside, hidden somewhere in the back of her mind, still peeking here and there on different occasions, triggered by painful memories or melancholic souvenirs. She will get herself a tattoo. A symbol representing all the path traveled, guiding her through the remaining of her journey. A summary of her life, a mosaic of various traits of her individuality."

ITS COMPLETE

[nervouspearl]

[insp]

[shippingsincebeforeyouwereborn]

Love this!

[freshmoviequotes]

Quiz Lady (2023)

[sorcieres-witches]

Chapters: 6/7 Fandom: Holby City Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Serena Campbell/Bernie Wolfe Characters: Serena Campbell, Bernie Wolfe, Charlotte Dunn, Cameron Dunn, Jason Haynes Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Tattoos, Tattoos, Forget that Bernie cannot draw in canon, Ageism, Women working in non-traditional field, Grief/Mourning, Big Macho Lesbian Bernie, Serena Bisexual Extraordinaire, Feminism, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Elinor is dead, Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Feels, Feel-good, Fluff and Angst Summary:

The Tattoo-AU no one asked for. Bernie the tattooist, Serena the tattooed.

"On the cozy morning of her fiftieth birthday, as she enjoys the calmness of the dawn peeking through her bedroom window, Serena Campbell decides this is the day. The thought never left her. Its something she always puts aside, hidden somewhere in the back of her mind, still peeking here and there on different occasions, triggered by painful memories or melancholic souvenirs. She will get herself a tattoo. A symbol representing all the path traveled, guiding her through the remaining of her journey. A summary of her life, a mosaic of various traits of her individuality."

I’VE POSTED CHAPTER 5 AND 6 !  After years of radio silence, I apologize!

I’m currently writing the ending, it’ll be posted sometime in January/February. Please understand that I write everything in french and than I translate. 

Happy reading and happy new year :)

[getghozt]

Outtakes from The Hysterically Haunting Gag Reel

[isesalterego]

Quiz Lady (2023)