So Much TV So Little Time

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[babyanimalgifs]

the subtitles have me dead

[mothmanaintshit]

@to-a-merrier-world

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[iwillbeinmynest]

I was worried but then I could relate…

[unclefather]

i just heard my mom say “there’s no reason to act like a dick” and there’s no one else downstairs so i know she’s talking to one of our cats

[bob-belcher]

happy halloween. it is halloween every single day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

[silverbelling]

[otomesass]

This is the spoopy content you need on your dash

[fuks]

[imrubio]

Lmaooo

[gunzonyatmblr]

bruhhhhhh lmaoo

[siege1]

Even the dolphin looks a little uncomfortable, lol

[chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021]

^^^^ right lol i look at the dolphins eye and i cant stop laugh now😭💀

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

^ why you had to say something I’m fucking weak rn

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bertholt-deactivated20191008]

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

[catgotchatongue]

is that guy dying in the background

[lifeonforearth-blog]

Have you ever been in public bathroom

[autumnlusts]

There’s two types of Autumn:

the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food

the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

autumn : the greatest season of all.

[babyanimalgifs]

It’s always a hole in one when you have a puppy to help

[msft9]

Muh heart😭

[bitchevans]

[animusrox]

[collegiate-confession]

h o w

[darkflame75]

cat: you have a snack, I want that

me: it's an apple, you don't like it

cat: but WHAT IF i DID

me: *sighs* fine, try this

cat: *scrunches nose* I CN'T BELIEVE YOU TREID TO POISON ME

[babyanimalgifs]

My heart can not handle this

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

[wibsies]

to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

[friendley-deactivated20200102]

to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

[protectignisscientia]

to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

[morrithal]

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

[highmachinegun]

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.” -dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”