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Yandere Cullens Family's Reactions to You Attempting to Escape:
WARNINGS: Yandere, running away, mature language, manipulation, toxic relationship, gaslighting, etc.
SUMMARY: You tried to run away from your kidnapper lover but your attempt failed and now you have to face the consequences of your actions. Problem is, how will your beloved yandere react to it and what are the punishments that lie ahead for you?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: We had the Volturi guards and now, we'll have the Cullens! I guess, I'm in my active writing era for tumblr, so don't be surprised if I end up posting a whole lot more. It can be about Twilight or even other fandoms. I'll definitely be posting more for Miguel O'Hara too. Also, I was supposed to post this later on but it got put on queue and I didn't know how to put it out of the list, so I apologize if it seems a little rushed.
MASTERLIST & REQUESTS: Before you go, have a glass of wine or better yet, recommend a good bottle. any kind of message is always a delight.
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EDWARD CULLEN aka THE MIND READER
He's a mind reader. That is the only thing you need to know about him to know that it's useless to even try to escape because Edward is already reading your mind to see the potential plans of your escape. He'll do everything to ensure you won't escape and if you managed to find a single hint that could bring your hopes up to do so, he'll immediately eliminate it by fixing the problem. If you had somehow— no one knows precisely how —managed to find an escape, then just know that he'll find you soon enough. Not even just because of his abilities as a vampire since he can easily track down your scent with them, but also because well— he can read your mind. Edward will know where you desperately want to go to and he'll know about the decisions that you'll make as you try to escape. So, good luck but it's practically impossible, unless you managed to outsmart him by thinking of some sort of distraction. But yeah, it's almost impossible because he's constantly reading your mind! Very nosy indeed for a vampire but even worse as a yandere vampire.
CARLISLE CULLEN aka THE DOCTOR
He would be disappointed. Carlisle isn't the type to get angry at people, but he would get disappointed in you when you try to run away because he thought you knew better than to do that. Honestly, out of everyone in the family, Carlisle is the yandere who gives the most freedom to his darling partner. Carlisle gives a lot of trust to you but after your attempt escape, which was most likely ruined because of another family member, he will definitely be keeping a closer eye on you. Carlisle will either give you a scolding after your escape or he will be quite silent while checking if you got any injuries while being outside. The latter is actually scarier than the first because it's unusual for Carlisle to be giving you the silent treatment and it would mean that he would be more cautious and give you less freedom from then on. However, instead of immediately locking you up in the house after your attempt escape, Carlisle will show you all the reasons to keep you in the house. It could be by showing you the wounds and deaths caused by a rogue vampire or even just by bringing you to the hospital to show you the potential wounds you could get by being outside.
ALICE CULLEN aka THE PSYCHIC
Same situation as Edward. She's a psychic. Alice can easily check through her gift when you feel even the slightest want to go against her. She'll immediately fix the problem and spend more time with you and be much more attentive too. However, if you decide to rebel against her far too many times, she might just let you attempt an escape. Under her watchful eye, of course, since she doesn't want anything to happen to her precious darling but Alice is sure she can make an accident or two happen around you or maybe worsen your day with some horrible mannered humans to get you thinking that going outside and rebelling against her isn't worth it. She'll be faking her worries when you finally decide to come back home to her and she'll fuss all over your health. Alice might hide it from you but she is strategic and quite smart, especially when it concerne you. Your attempt had also given Alice a chance to guilt trip you into being her personal dress up doll. Not that you already weren't before, but things are certainly much smoother if you follow her order like a sweet darling right?
ROSALIE HALE-CULLEN aka THE BEAUTY
Rosalie would be scoffing at your attempt. She's definitely annoyed and angry at you, but she is also blaming herself for it. Rosalie should have known you would try to escape and she probably had a feeling on that as well, yet she still decided to trust her darling. You could say that she considered it as a test to see your loyalty to her, one in which you had failed horribly. After she has finally calmed down from her anger, which could take a few days, she will return to you with a sweet smile and continue treating you as her precious jewel like she usually does. Now, you can ignore her attempts to win you back over with her charms and even insult her for it, but do remember that Rosalie could be the sweetest person in the world towards her darling, constantly spoiling you with affection and cherishing you with her gentle words. Her actions causes you to be awfully conflicted about your want to escape because why would you want to get away from someone who loves you more than anything in the world? Your doubts could be added if you had terrible partners in the past.
JASPER HALE-CULLEN aka THE SOLDIER
Jasper will definitely be hurt. I mean, which yandere wouldn't feel hurt at some point if their darling tries to escape? But out of everyone, Jasper is the one who shows it the most. He's trying so hard to adjust for his darling on everything. He had made renovations to his home, specifically to accomodate to your taste and comfort. He had to endure more trainings to keep his blood thirst under control because he doesn't want to hurt you, and so much more. Jasper doesn't expect you to return anything, not even your affections since he understands he needs to earn it, but you attempting to escape is almost like you were dismissing all of his efforts in one go or even worse, you didn't give a shit about them in the first place and that was what probably hurted him the most. Jasper will probably get stricter with you after that. He had tried to be fair and tried to respect your space before and to be quite honest, he is the yandere who gives the most freedom to you after Carlisle. His only rule was for you to not leave him. But you had to break the rule and now, you'll pay for the consequences.
ESME CULLEN aka THE LOVER
Esme has the same reaction as Jasper. She's hurt but she is also confused as well. Esme is really patient and she understands that you needed time and space to adjust living in her house, your new and sudden home that was completely foreign to you, and she's trying hard to get you adjusted and be as comfortable as possible. Like Jasper, she's doing everything she can for your comfort but unlike Jasper, she expects your acceptance in return. It's not as if she is expecting it in a cruel type of way with the mindset that she's doing something for you, so you should do something for her. No, Esme is nothing like that. However, Esme made sure she was doing everything right and she expected for your relationship with her to go more smoothly, not for you to suddenly escape. Your failed escape made her think she did something wrong, but she's confused because she had done everything right so far. Esme never forced you to return your affections, she wanted to slowly earn it, which is why after your failed escape, she had a talk with you and asked you why you tried to leave. Esme knows that she's flawed but she wants to improve herself and do everything she can to fix the problem but in no world would she ever let you go.
EMMETT CULLEN aka THE JOKER
Emmett is silent. He was so fucking silent that it actually scared you more than if he got angry at you and he had never gotten angry at you either but it's probably much better than the silent treatment you're getting. No teasings or even some bad jokes. Heck, not even his cheesy pick up lines. Emmett still takes care of you and spend time with you during his silent treatment though. He still cooks meals for you and cuddles with you while watching a horror movie, which is actually his favourite activity to do with you, but he still didn't say a single word. And it was starting to get to you as well. You had no one else besides Emmett in the house, sometimes his "siblings" would visit, but they don't talk much with you and you were beginning to slowly grow insane from the lack of conversations. It didn't matter how long it took but after some time, you broke down and begged for Emmett to speak to you because if the silent treatment continued on, you were sure you would go completely insane. Emmett was surprised when you begged him but he was pleased as well. He was silent all this time in order to make him more tolerable to you, but Emmett also knew that he would eventually break you and hoped it would be enough to get you to want to talk to him.
Carlisle Cullen
• He is the epitome of gentle love.
• Always make sure you are comfortable and healthy.
• Will cook for you different kind of cuisines or whatever you like but while keeping a healthy balanced diet in mind.
• Will always cover you with an extra layer or his jacket in winter season.
• Whenever you both have some free time on your hands you both would cuddle and Carlisle reads the books to you in his soothing voice. It's just your thing. Away from world in each other's embrace reading.
• He will give you little kisses at any small chance he gets.
• If you fell sick even though it's a small flu. He will go all doctor mode, checking up on your health.
● Whenever Carlisle looks at you he thanks god for giving him such a lovely and precious person.
• Carlisle can't remember and he don't want to remember how did he lived hundreds of years without you. Because now just the thought of you not being with him causes his cold frozen heart pain.
• Doing acts of services is his main language.
• Will comb your hair while saying how beautiful you are, cook for you, helps you or more like does all the chores after all vampire speed comes in handy.
• Will braid your hair, make braid crowns while you yap about "Do you know what happened today?"
"Tell me " Carlisle will say while braiding or playing with your hairs.
• Is a total gentleman. Since you started dating him you have never opened a door because he always open doors for you.
• Will gift you with diamonds or cars when there is a special occasion or sometimes will just gift you because being with you is a big occasion.
• Definitely has a praise kink. Will praise you and compliment you in bedroom and outside too. He loves how your cheeks heat up and a big smile lights up your face when he compliments you.
• Is definitely the most supportive man. You want to be stay at home? He will take care of you forever. You want to do job? Supports you in everyway he can.
• Makes you lunch for job while putting little love notes in it saying how much he loves you and is proud of you.
• You two always hug each other whenever you get a chance. It's your way of saying I love you or I missed you.
• You get flowers after every 2 - 3 days because this man just can't ever stop appreciating you.
• Handles jealousy maturely.
• You both lay in each other's arms and talk about everything and nothing all night till you fall asleep while Carlisle just embraces you tight and listen to your heartbeats like a lullaby.
• Is the most patient and calm man you ever met.
• whenever you are anxious or nervous or having a mental breakdown. He embraces you, rubs your shoulder, talks to you about the issue or your feelings. Makes you calm.
• You both are so perfectly synchronized with each other that the people close to you says you act like an married couple.
• Well it is soon to become reality. Because Carlisle already has a ring sitting in his pockets for days just waiting for the perfect moment to pop the question. And might I say while asking you the question this thousands of year old calm vampire who was nervous as hell while everyone was chill Because they obviously know you are gonna say yes.
• And yes the wedding gift from Carlisle will be an beautiful private island bought by him and named after you. Where you both are gonna spend a very good time.
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Yandere!Cullen Brothers x Human! reader
Type: Headcannon
Requested: No
Summary: The Cullen brothers being your yanderes
Warnings: Dark, yandere themes, kidnap, possessiveness, etc
In the vampire world there are blood singers - Humans that had especially alluring blood, that called to specific vampires.
In the vampire world there were also soulmates. A being destined to be yours forever. In most cases fate matched vampires to other vampires. Yet there were always exceptions to the rule.
You were that exception.
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the twilight saga meme ½ female characters: ALICE CULLEN “It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.”
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Emmett Cullen/Rosalie Hale/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Rosalie Hale, Emmett Cullen, Edward Cullen, Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen Additional Tags: Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, LGBTQ Female Character of Color, Bisexual Female Character of Color, Female Character of Color, Possessive Behavior, Protectiveness, Obsession, Yandere, Yandere Rosalie Hale, Protective Rosalie Hale, Yandere Emmett Cullen, Protective Emmett Cullen, Bickering, Black Reader, Black Character(s), POC Reader Series: Part 17 of Yandere Characters Summary:
Rosalie was used to being suddenly approached by humans, every now and then. Vampires attracted them roughly as much as they off-put them. Still…
A human girl walks up to Rosalie on her second day at a new school, to ask an annoying question. Rosalie asks for her name, and it’s around then that she knows she’s already in too deep. The impulsive inception of vampire mating strikes again.
Rosalie Hale knows better than to fall in love that easily.
Emmett Cullen thinks falling in love is pretty fun, actually.
And Jacqueline Walker refuses to be stressed by supernatural high school drama.
Jasper <3
Yanderes who don't want to hurt their darling, but cant take it when darling doesn't take care of themselves so they just HAVE to take you away. . .
Yanderes who are aware that acceptance love takes time, and understands how frightening this must be.
Yanderes that are ashamed of their actions and the extent of their obsession but just cant help themselves when everything about their darling is so so perfect. . .
Yanderes who dont want to break their darling, or demean them because they deserve so much better than that.
We all like the idea of a darling manipulating their yandere, right? Just darling pretending to love the yandere, feeding into their delusions that, “yeah, this is just right. They’ll understand eventually that I’ve kidnapped them— I had no other choice!”
Darling using the yandere’s infatuation with them to get what they want, to twist and escape certain situations like sex because it’s not just proper without going on dates or without getting to know each other, which is just a way to get yourself out of the place they confined you in. We like the idea of a darling finding out a yandere likes them before they kidnap them and exploiting said obsession to benefit from luxuries and the puppy-like loyalty.
But let me raise you with this idea: manipulative readers with yanderes who know they’re attempting to manipulate, but still let them ‘cause they think it’s cute.
Like, just imagine having a yandere, a much older one, of course, who lets you frolic around, trying to curry their favour by playing possum. Yanderes who let you try to appease them with some kind of reluctant intimacy like hugs or kisses just so you can get out of the cuff and chain attached to your ankle.
Just older yanderes letting their younger darling do as they like because how will it hurt? If they step out of line, a little obedience training and discipline is needed to make them retreat themselves. And their darling is having fun trying to “manipulate” them, so why not let them entertain themselves? Plus, they always light up so beautifully when they think their tactics are successful.
It’d be a real shame when they find out that the yanderes have been playing the game, too,,,except, well, they’re the game master and you’re the poor pawn they’ve been puppeteering to their liking.
# smut prompts!
01. ❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜
02. ❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜
03. ❛ how badly do you want me? ❜
04. ❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜
05. ❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜
06. ❛ shh. there’s people in the other room. ❜
07. ❛ say you want me, and i’m yours. ❜
08. ❛ show me how much you missed me. ❜
09. ❛ you know you love me. ❜
10. ❛ it’s hot when you talk back. ❜
11. ❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜
12. ❛ you look good with my hands around your throat. ❜
13. ❛ bend over the desk love ❜
14. ❛ i haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet. ❜
15. ❛ stop distracting me. ❜
16. ❛ take it off slowly. ❜
17. ❛ what do you think your punishment should be? ❜
18. ❛ do that again, please. ❜
19. ❛ sit on my face. ❜
20. ❛ i love it when you moan my name ❜
21. ❛ let me give you a reason to stay in bed ❜
22. ❛ prove that you deserve my tongue. ❜
23. ❛ no panties? ❜
24. ❛ you can get louder can’t you ❜
25. ❛ if you want to come you better beg ❜
26. ❛ i wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it ❜
27. ❛ each of my thoughts about you is improper ❜
28. ❛ i told you to stay still ❜
29. ❛ be a good girl and spread your legs ❜
30. ❛ focus only on me. ❜
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Theredflagsjustlooklikeflags yandere prompt list 1
TW: this list includes things that are yandere , toxic, manipulative and abusive behaviors.
Not all of these are mine, some I used from other lists!
Just request a character and a prompt (you can also add additional information like a situation)
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1. “Are you really that stupid?”
2. “I’m not gonna repeat myself”
3. “You don’t have it in yourself to even try to hurt me.”
4. “I’ll give you one last chance.”
5. “You don’t have to do this.”
6. “We both know you can’t live without me.”
7. “Don’t you even think about it.”
8. “Sh..don’t cry. Your safe here with me .”
9. “Woah. Your a lot faster then I thought you would be.”
10. “ I didn’t quite hear that, care to repeat yourself?”
11. “You know I love it when you cry..”
12. ” Do you think I enjoy punishing you?! Because I don’t!”
13. “You know how dangerous it is out there. You’re so much safer with me.”
14. “I’ll give you a chose. “
15. “Convince me that you love me and maybe, just maybe, I’ll let you go.”
16. “Your an idiot to think I’d let you go that easily. “
17. “It’s a shame it has to be like this.”
18. “If only you listened. This wouldn’t of happened .”
19. “Tut tut tut. Whose fault is that. “
20. “You did this. Not me. “
21. “This is all your fault.”
22. “If you don’t come with me, I’ll kill everyone here.”
23. “I’m trying really hard to be nice but it’s clear your not.”
24. “Let’s just pretend, okay?”
25. “Who cares if I’m in the wrong!”
26.” What are you talking about, I would never do that. “
27. “Put the phone down, now!”
29. “Please be good for me. I don’t want to hurt you.“
30. “You’ll learn to love me.”
31. “Just let me have this, I wanted to do this for so long.”
32. “You might not understand now but you will thank me later.”
33. “Just tell me their name and I’ll make this all better.”
34. “The gods told me we were made for each other! “
35. “They tried to take you away from me! I had to do something!“