Dark~Glitch

This is my spam blog now. I moved to a new account. Ill make a new post about it soon! !!!DO NOT COPY, TRACE OR REPOST!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[darkglitchart-blog]

Mm, kinda need it rn tbh.

[darkglitchart-blog]

Chest floof! !!!WARNING: YOU MAY NOT COPY, TRACE OR REPOST!!!

[darkglitchart-blog]

Jeez!

Im so sorry for not posting in a while! I dont really use tumblr alot. And i kinda forgot about this blog! Oops. But ill try to post more now! I have some new art done. And ive been fighting art block. ^^

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[jayhovaa]

Oh hell nah. not today

[my-socially-awkward-universe]

This is the first time I’ve ever done any of these reblogs 😛

[bobmorleyisking]

not risking it!

[moho-milk-town-and-power-do-blog]

Come the fuck on not this post again….love you mommy❤️

[septicsexsins]

Well shit

[notdepressedjusttired]

Well go ahead reblog it children

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[malykotek]

#the most wholesome thing he’s done this entire campaign (via hyperionangel)

[askcosplaysenpai]

It gets even better.  Turns out he got it confused with his court date.

[darkglitchart-blog]

Candy corn witch! Happy halloween guys!! !!!WARNING: Do not copy, repost, or trace!!!

[darkglitchart-blog]

Painting practice. It was really fun and nice to be able to mess around with it. Im decent at it but i so need more practice. Like alot more. !!!WARNING: You know the drill! No copying, tracing. or reposting!!!

Edit: also realized its extremely shit quailty. Ill fix that tomorrow hopefully.

[disubiquity-deactivated20180103]

reasons why i prefer to draw at home

[roymccloud]

Is this happening to anyone else on Discord?

Anyone know WHY this is happening? I was thinking it was my connection being weird as FUK but..it turns out it’s not just me!

[cogsymod]

yea lol

[shadowking58]

Yeah, I’m having this too

[darkglitchart-blog]

It was a high API latency causing most messages to be doubled or not send at all. I found this out by checking there server status. .3.

[darkglitchart-blog]

So! I have a discord server up! Its for anyone who would like to talk to me and have fun! As of right now its kinda collecting dust and id love for it to see some action! Dm me if you would like to join it!! (Picture taken from my instagram post)

[awd-eheroes]

I’m sure I’m not the only one…

[nanopowercat]

SO TRUE!

[datcatwhatcameback-deactivated2]

LOATHE

[haiku-oezu]

Its even better when it happens not because of your own oversight but because your fucking Cintiq registered your wrist while you were using the pen since Wacom sells a 1000+ USD piece of equipment that doesn’t work as advertised and you hit merge down without realizing until it’s too late.

[appel-likes]

That fucking accidental merging is what has made me rage the absolute MOST.

[darkglitchart-blog]

This happends to me alot. I dont even use a cintiq. Im just stupid.

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Crab’s Lost Love” (comic by Gunshow)

[d-o-llf-a-ce]

This fucking comic. I. This fuckign. This comic make me have emotiosn over a crab. I am almost in tears  because of this ufkcing crab. what te fuck what the hell is going

[darkglitchart-blog]

This is so cute

[weloveshortvideos]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

[mogifire]

Harley & Ivy

[spoonie-sone-deactivated2016101]

This is why I love them!

[kamdjdndknsssnsshs-deactivated2]

Harley is an abuse survivor of course she’d wreck this dude!!!

[wetwareproblem]

Can I just say how much I love the implications here? Harley and Ivy are known public figures. People know who they are, and recognize them. And this kid knows that, despite being violent criminals, they’re safe enough to go to for protection. Ivy is dead certain that the Batfamily will be okay with them intervening to protect a kid. That has some intersting implications - either she knows damn well where the lines lie and that this is overriding enough to get her a pass, or (more likely, given the first bit) this has come up before.

[seelcudoom]

one of my favorite tropes is villains acting heroically not because the other villain is a threat to them or because it benefits them, but because they have standards

[neoduskcomics]

Pearl Can’t Catch a Break

Come watch me on deviantArt.

More SU Goodness.

[ichigotchipng]

what the fuck?? why would you draw this? why would you take a relationship between 2 healthy lesbians and take a fat shit all over it??????

[delusionalqueer]

^^^^ why can straight people just calm down and let gay people have SOMETHING for once????

[werewolf-cuddles]

Chill out, it’s only a joke

[delusionalqueer]

Everything’s “only a joke” to straight people when it’s at gay people, but you call someone “hetero” and “heterophobia is real1!111!!”

[werewolf-cuddles]

This isn’t even a joke at anyone’s expense except for a fictional character.

This isn’t an attack on gay people. Hell, it doesn’t even imply that S actually ends up with Greg.

Just take a deep breath, realize that it really doesn’t matter, and relax.

[delusionalqueer]

A fictional character who could potentially be in a gay relationship. Which is, surprise!, something we don’t see a lot. Nothing matters to you all when literally every romance except for a select few is straight. You have no place to say it “doesn’t matter” when literally everything even remotely romantic that happens is going to be heterosexual 99% of the time.

[werewolf-cuddles]

Look, it’s really not that deep. It’s just a silly comic somebody made because of Mystery Girl’s resemblance to Rose.

They’re not implying that Mystery Girl is straight. They’re not even implying that she and Greg end up together.

A silly webcomic that does not affect canon in any way, shape or form, DOES NOT MATTER.

[delusionalqueer]

Tumblr user Lethal Cuddles sends gif of iron man sighing to prove point that webcomic abut cartoon doesn’t matter. Thank you tumblr user, but you can easily argue that the cartoon doesn’t matter either. If we’re talking about the potential relationship of fictional characters in a fictional show, a fictional webcomic matters just as much. You can keep saying “it doesn’t matter1!!1!111!!” “It’s just a comic!111!1!” “Ur so sensitive!!1!111!!” But that doesn’t magically make it matter less. The comic implies that they believe Mystery Girl and Greg could have some sort of connection and people responding to this are saying that they even hope the two get together or that they ship it, and it’s taking away the limelight from her potential relationship with Pearl. That’s all ANY heterosexual thing does. It overshadows gay things and makes them seem subpar. Straight people never see the depth of anything because every straight romance now is a repeat and about as deep as a fucking puddle, and a boy and girl looking at each other is true love but two women flirting is just close friendship

[werewolf-cuddles]

I have not seen a single comment in those notes implying that they actually want Greg and Mystery Girl to get together in canon.

The comic does NOT imply that the artist believes Mystery Girl and Greg to have “some sort of connection”. It’s a joke based soley on how much Mystery Girl resembles Rose.

And no, the fictional webcomic does not matter just as much as the fictional show because they are not set in the same canon. The comic is fanon, and isn’t even supposed to be taken remotely seriously. Rebecca Sugar is not going to see this comic and change her plans for the series, if she does plan on using Mystery Girl again (which GOD I hope she does! Seriously, Mystery Pearl is my crack right now)

[delusionalqueer]

K, the idea isn’t that it’s “magically going to become canon!!!” sweetie, it’s that the obviously gay character is being pushed aside from a gay relationship in favor of a straight one. When Pearl was still infatuated with Rose, people shipped her with Mayor Dewey. When Pearl goes to Empire City and makes her peace with Greg, people start shipping her with Greg. Now Pearl has this new girl in her life that she might end up with because she’s getting over Rose, and people focus on the fact that there’s the possibility of Mystery Girl and Greg (whether that’s canonical or as a ship, since you have trouble differentiating between the two), and it’s taking away from the attention of Pearl and Mystery Girl getting together or anything of the sort.

[werewolf-cuddles]

You also seem to have some trouble in seeing what the actual point of this comic is. It’s not a shipping comic. Let me explain what the actual joke is:

- Pearl introduces Greg to Mystery Woman - Mystery Woman flirts with Greg a little. - Pearl chases after Greg with the intention to kill him so he can’t steal her girl again, while an oblivious Greg wonders what he did wrong

Anyway, long story short, this has absolutely nothing to do with shipping or erasure.

[delusionalqueer]

Straight people are so fuckin thick oh my god “So he can’t steal her girl again” The joke about him getting with the girl that Pearl likes IS the issue here Yes! I can see what the point of the comic is!! I, in fact, do know how to read! Unlike you, though, I also obtain the ability to actually read into things apart from the basic level of what it says. It’s a fun thing you might obtain when you get out of grade school, or the mindset of a grade schooler. It’s joking about him getting with another girl she liked. It’s joking about a straight couple taking over a potential gay couple. It doesn’t matter if it’s a joke. It doesn’t matter if it’s not canonical. It doesn’t matter if it does not affect the show at all. It matters because it’s plain and obvious proof that nothing relating to gay things can exist without someone making a reference to straight relationships, which I’ve had enough of.

[werewolf-cuddles]

I’m not straight. I’m bisexual you silly sausage.

“Unlike you, though, I also obtain the ability to actually read into things apart from the basic level of what it says.”

Well, you might want to get that ability checked out, because you’re reading WAY too much into this. It’s really not that deep.

[delusionalqueer]

Nah, dont fucking pull that shit bitch. Don’t even try to play that card with me. If you’re such a fucking dumbass that you can’t see what I’m talking about, I don’t believe for second you aren’t playing the “bisexual card” as in, I’m ok with you calling me straight until there’s no way for this to work out for me without saying I’m gay in some way. Don’t fucking play that card. I’m done, your argument in a nut shell is, “I don’t have an argument so I’m going to repeat “it doesn’t matter” until my fingers bleed”, thanks hetero.

[werewolf-cuddles]

That awkward moment when somebody complaining about erasure of fictional characters actively begins to erase a real person’s sexuality.

I’m done trying to argue here. I genuinely believed that you were just reading too deep into something, but when you’re claiming that I’m lying about my sexuality just because I’m “losing the argument”, that’s where I draw the line.

Fuck you, into the hall of shame. And while I’m at it…

[pigeonacademic]

, I don’t believe for second you aren’t playing the “bisexual card”

Oh, you wanna bitch and whine about lesbian erasure yet you’re invalidating a sexuality because he didn’t agree with your point? 

People like you who are in the SU fandom are one fucking pathetic joke. You can’t even get a joke and you try and project your own insecurities onto people who aren’t whiny crybabies, and if you can’t handle that sort of thing then you might as well leave and not come back until you’ve matured significantly. I hope that one day you’ll gain a sense of humor and quit shitting yourself over things that don’t matter. It was a fucking comic highlighting how much Mystery Girl is like Rose, and it’s a fucking joke. What makes you think Mystery Girl is a lesbian? Bisexual people exist, but apparently they don’t to you since you just claimed my friend here is hetero, because obviously every single LGBTA person MUST agree with you. It’s not his fault you can’t learn a joke, so don’t take it out on him.

[princess-has-a-pen-deactivated2]

I’m bisexual, and I headcanon Pearl and MG as such. What are you gonna do, OP? Erase my sexuality too like a crybaby?

[takashi0]

Someone: [Makes a joke]

The SU fandom:

[jaxblade]

[idrawsmutinmysparetime-deactiva]

@slowed-down-diana-ross dammit you were right

[stewsspicyblog]

Jesus Christ almighty…

[ck-blogs-stuff]

Wow…

[krash-zone]

What THE FUCK was that exchange?

[sunnysundown]

this fucking fandom makes me less and less interested about the show 

[appel-likes]

jfc this fandom makes me cringe so fucking hard… I don’t even LIKE that damn show, but I could appreciate the joke in this comic as one of those “history repeats itself” moments. Just take a joke, no one’s going to take your sexuality from you. Fucking hell…

[darkglitchart-blog]

What the fuck. Just. What the fuck. I liked this comic untill some idiot fucked it up for me. And im bi to. Agh.

[kingofthesky]

[uoa]

Quick Tour of Afghanistan

i laughed for like 3 hours

[deanlikedean]

What’s that over there?

Fucking dirt.

[myescapeisin-him]

I reblog every single time

[one-and-only-rosie-deactivated2]

I just can’t… I have to reblog.

[liftedjeepsandchevytrucks-deact]

I can’t breathe.

[just-another-beautiful-mess]

Reblog EVERY TIME

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[darkglitchart-blog]

How?!