Aspiring Nerd Royalty

Multifandom AF, Bellarke is my OTP, I reblog whatever I want and frequently. Anthro nerd, late 20s, possibly alcoholic, tumblr trash.

[byjove]

it’s remarkable how much money you can save by not leaving the house and not eating and not moving

[byjove]

looking at my bank account after a month of being in a depressive coma like wow. I’m so good at budgeting

[seasononedean]

my dad sent me this tweet with zero likes or retweets so i can’t rt it without feeling weird but i sure can post it on my tumblr

[etherialsproing]

Thing is though, they live for that shit. Someone who comes up and wants to talk about their entire body of work? You didn't just make their day, you made their year. If you went to a Star Trek convention and asked Rene Auberjonois if he had a good recipe for seafood stew, he would burst into song and start chasing Armin Shimerman around with an imaginary meat cleaver.

[pomegranate-flower]

[aveloka-draws]

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

[oautincorrectquotes]

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

[retroscifiart]

Ralph McQuarrie for The Empire Strikes Back 1980

[fluffysheeple]

the medieval peasant I brought into the present and am explaining society to: So, these "CEOs", they are akin to... burgher kings?

me: hold that thought. We need to go somewhere right now

[laeffy]

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

[laeffy]

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

[transhuman-priestess]

If your revolution doesn’t have space for sex work, drugs, queers, rule-breakers, sinners, and genuine freaks then brother I don’t think you have much of a revolution at all.

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[liberalsarecool]

It's the guns.

[only-cat-memes]

[neverlostphotography]

In Shane we trust 🙏

[wearewatcher]

evil hozier

[kamillahn]

Charlie Cox in Daredevil (3.07)

[mr-cappadocia]

I am a Person that has Personally Benefited from television programs such as "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood", "Reading Rainbow", "Bill Nye the Science Guy", and "Sesame Street".

Does this statement apply to you? Reblog it and be counted. More information here.

[spockeveryday]

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[kppigpen]

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.

[chapeldean]

fandom is like. we create things for each other and isn’t that love in its purest form? 

[chapeldean]

and our fandom is like. we take every opportunity to celebrate. days of the week. the 5th, every month. every birthday. every wedding. every character. this place is filled with so much love it’s overflowing.

[chapeldean]

exactly! happy fuck him on the floor friday

[buzzbee-buttercup]

happy fuck him on the floor friday everyone

[catchymemes]