SECRET IDENTITY SENTENCE STARTERS
the original idea for this shorter meme was based around the idea of a superhero / vigilante / etc trying to keep their identity a secret vs someone else talking about it in some way, but i realized halfway through that some of them are rather vague and can be used for whatever context you want to use them in, so… have at it lol <3
“ we planned this in advance, why were you so late? ”
“ this is the third time you didn’t show up… i’m starting to think you just don’t like me. ”
“ ooh, what’s in here? can i look? ”
“ is that a bruise…? what were you doing before you got here? ”
“ you’re really not as stealthy as you think, you know. i’ve seen you sneak out, like, five times now. ”
“ is…is this [alias]’s mask…? why do YOU have it? ”
“ i’m not saying you’re suspicious, i’m just saying i’ve never seen you and [alias] in the same room. ”
“ just because you’re a disaster doesn’t mean you can’t be a superhero! ”
“ wait, you’re seriously [alias], you’re not joking? because i was only like 67% sure– ”
“ …is this supposed to surprise me? i knew you were [alias] the whole time. ”
“ sorry i’m late! i just had to, uh…exercise / walk my dog / [insert horrible excuse here]. ”
“ i’m not missing our dates/parties/hangouts/etc on purpose, i promise! i’m just super busy! ”
“ no no no, don’t look in there, that’s private! ”
“ oh, the bruise? yeah, i just, you know…ran into a pole. ”
“ wh- sneaking out? me? no! where would i even be going? ”
“ that’s not my mask! i’m just… borrowing it? ”
“ just because you haven’t seen me and [alias] in the same room doesn’t mean we’re the same person! ”
“ do you seriously think i could be a superhero? come on, i’m a mess. ”
“ it’s only fair that you know, so… i’m [alias]. surprise…? ”
“ …why are you laughing? i’m serious, [alias] is me! ”
“ you knew i was [alias] the whole time? and you didn’t say anything about it?! ”
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