( * &. – AN ASSORTMENT OF RANDOM TV SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ are you hitting me up for money with your hand on my uh— ’
‘ are you here to save me ? ’
‘ are you sure we should be doing this ? it kind of feels like cheating . ’
‘ he just sent me flowers that you send to someone when you’re worried they’ll never see a flower again . ’
‘ he wore the perfume of death . ’
‘ hi there , little future train wreck . ’
‘ i accept that you will be a little intense – a little too much sometimes because you care so much . ’
‘ i came back because i’m in love with you . ’
‘ i couldn’t have you find out without me being there to hug you . ’
‘ i don’t think there’ll be a next time . ’
‘ i knew you for such a short time & i’ve missed you forever . ’
‘ i know you’re not okay . i can tell . ’
‘ i like the hat . i was focused on that most of the time . ’
‘ i regretted it the moment i said it . ’
‘ i think she’s in big trouble . ’
‘ i wish i could make you feel dirty . ’
‘ invitation’s open . you can come along if you’d like to . ’
‘ it’s hard to face the truth sometimes . it’s scary . ’
‘ it’s scary not knowing what’s coming next , but you’ve got the worlds best safety net . ’
‘ it’s where it all began . ’
‘ i’ll make sure you get your jacket back . ’
‘ i’m a very curious person & i try not to underestimate people . ’
‘ i’m not here to see you , i have a life . good lord . ’
‘ i’m slowly poisoning my father - in - law . ’
‘ last week some regrettable utterances were . . . uttered . ’
‘ let’s go . or we could stay & . . . i’ll kill him . ’
‘ majority rules might’ve worked in medieval times , but we live in a civil society now . ’
‘ she is a little extra . i agree . ’
‘ stay here . it’s nice here . ’
‘ that doesn’t even make sense . ’
‘ that’s a far cry from cigarettes & sadness . that’s your usual m.o. ’
‘ there’s no way in hell that you should have a baby . ’
‘ this is unfortunate timing . ’
‘ was that anger or foreplay ? ’
‘ we are lame . we are so lame . ’
‘ we have a text chain . it’s mostly gifs , but sometimes we talk about how messed up y’all are . ’
‘ well , if you’d let me demonstrate . . . ’
‘ whatever you need , i’ve got you . all hands on deck . ’
‘ what’s wrong with you ? you look weird . ’
‘ why would you come back ? ’
‘ you are so lame . you are both so lame . ’
‘ you came across the country to say you’re sorry ? ’
‘ you can’t go into marriage thinking about ‘ forever ’ . who put that stupid idea into your head ? ’
‘ you dodged a very slow moving bullet . i’d call that a good use of your time . ’
‘ you don’t need—- you don’t need an explanation . ’
‘ you don’t overthink things like i do . that could be a good thing too . ’
‘ you feel like you need to be a rock for them & that apologizing shows vulnerability . ’
‘ you have trouble apologizing . ’
‘ you made me feel dirty . real dirty . ’
‘ your affair with her was over . you should’ve stayed away . why did you come back ? ’
‘ you’re just saying this stuff because you’re scared , or i’m scared , or we’re scared . ’
‘ you’re not here right now & , trust me , you really wanna be . ’
