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★ Maju/Marley ★ he/they/xe/eye ★ 29★ your favorite eyeball guy ★ worlds worst objectum ★ sponsored by darkness and evil ★

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i hate it when i'm gaming and a little Green Alien comes into my room and kills me with his Ray Gun

[maidthings]

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

[thememedaddy]

[winonaparadise]

monkey for nothing and your chimps for free

[theehorsepusssy]

[gammadoppler]

kids turning seven right now in this world lived through something beyond magical.

[gammadoppler]

if i turned seven this year and didnt get a six seven cake when my friends did i think i'd go evil and start throwing tables and shit

[goslinggf]

um...exsqueak me ?

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[willgrahamscock]

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

[escuerzoresucitado]

[blueskittlesart]

loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no

[blueskittlesart]

"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[bunniesinformermagazine]

heh ........... youy knowwhagt that meaans...

[nanoraydx]

Sonic porn ground zero

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

what did dragons fuck before cars were invented

[cryptotheism]

[tranthony]

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people