I'm looking for a ATLA fanfic but I can only basically one thing and it's driving me mad.
it features Jet, Zuko, and Smellerbee (It could be one of the other freedom fighters but I'm almost certain it's Smellerbee)
Jet still suspects Zuko of being a firebender
Smellerbee(?) thinks Jet has a crush on Li
Zuko reads a rejection letter crafted by Smellerbee(?) to reject Jet
NOW TURNED RECOMMENDATION!!!!
THANK YOU TUMBLR more specifically muffinlance
It was indeed "The Worst Prisoner" by emletish (AO3)
More specifically part II
But first let me tell you about part I and as all things I recommend it’s going to be a series of quotes of the best moments with no context
“Trust me, you don't want Zuko,“He is a terrible kisser.” (Ch. 2)
“I am the only person here who hasn't accidentally wrecked a town,” (ch. 4)
Repeated use of the word “Hedgehog fucker”
“I think you need to push deeper ... into me ,” (ch. 10)
“And maybe he deserved to be kicked in his nuts eight times—” (ch. 11)
“This seemed to annoy the Giant Koi Monster. It stared at Zuko.” (ch. 15)
Secret Old People Flower Friends club (ch 16. )
“Is Pakku one of your flower friends?” (ch 16. )
Now, for part II (the one I was searching for)
“Death from too many love proverbs.” (ch. 1)
“Ah, yes! The Flower Friends!” (ch. 1)
“Hey, Azula, is that our dad wearing a sequinned tutu over there?” (ch. 1)
“Go fuck yourself, Jet!” .“I already did!” (ch. )
At least you've admitted you're stalking me now” (ch. 9)
“because you're both tall, grumpy bitches with messy dark hair and two swords.” (ch. 9)
Lee read Smellerbee's Guide to Letting Jet Down Gently out loud. (ch. 9)
They were arrested by the district guards not long after the fifth pineapple. (ch. 9)
Crush? The plot was rapidly thickening. (ch.10)
Frozen hell, the spirits had given Sokka a rare and hilarious gift. (ch. 11)
Code Names courtesy of Sokka (ch. 11)
“Do you think they'll ever figure out that Zuko's really a firebender?” (ch. 11)
“Oh no, not written instructions!” “Lee's one true weakness!” (ch. 12)
Yeah that’s all I got. I left out a lot of my favorite scenes because their too long. This story is so fucking good.
Author Emletish is still working on the third in series but the other two parts above are complete.