Holy Shit

hi im ashley & i am happy

[meatpower]

The desire to pick up any large sticks and carry them around for no reason

[meatpower]

amazing reply

[silverbelling]

[otomesass]

This is the spoopy content you need on your dash

[xmasqueradeangelx]

This is so precious I can’t even…

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Everybody loves pumpkin enrichment! 

These are great items because they’re fun for the herbivores to each, the carnivores to tear apart, and everybody to roll and throw around. They’re tactile, olfactory, and edible enrichment all in one! 

I believe they’re acceptable on-exhibit enrichment for naturalistic facilities like Brookfield in Chicago, too. 

[losethehours]

I think of this time of year as Tumblr’s Annual Pumpkining of the Animals Post.

[distractible-dave]

why is finishing things so hard,,, you literally have one step left and then you never have to think about this again,,,.. please..,.

[not-a-space-alien]

Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows?  Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.”  What am i waiting for?  I feel like I need to prepare?  Brain:  You have to wait.  Me:  Wait for what???  Brain:  WAIT

[ectojammer-deactivated20170613]

Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

[taylortut]

you know what’s wild is that all these crazy standards we hold ourselves to are things that we don’t even value in another person? like i’ve never been like “wow I love that this friend of mine is too proud to ask for help and never complains about their feelings” or “my favorite quality about this friend is that they get straight A’s and never get overwhelmed and has never told me about a problem” or “i love that this friend has never been wrong about anything or slipped up and said something embarrassing once in their life” and yet here we are, pushing ourselves past our limits for and beating ourselves up over slipups of things that our friends probably wouldn’t even rank in the top 50 reasons they like us

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[cannibalcomputer]

[jackscarab]

[movie-gifs]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

[glutenfreeformyownsanity]

BIG DICK ENERGY

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[ahotknife]

so far being in my 20s is like *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *mourns my lost youth* *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *oversleeps* *drinks too much on a thursday* *oversleeps*

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zsnes]

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken

[doctor-roman]

@istux

[veryfunnymemes]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening Sun, Hanover, Pennsylvania, January 12, 1922

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