just hanging in there

addy • 19 • my interests change a lot lol

[whirlibirdy]

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

[whirlibirdy]

i want to personally give everyone who reblogged this a high five

[heavyweightheart]

my friend said that whenever she has a bad feeling about her body/appearance, she asks herself “who profits off of this emotion?” and i really love how simple and incisive that is

[on-misty-mountains]

Skara Brae, Prehistoric Village, Neolithic settlement on the Bay of Skaill, Mainland Orkney

[prokopetz]

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

[prokopetz]

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

“There was a blind spot in the security camera and only one cashier on duty, they were asking to be robbed, what did they expect?”

[shiftythrifting]

a bargain!

[murderinos]

[bpdvoid]

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

[lesbianshepard]

me, watching a movie: come on. CLEARLY the ancient and ominous black tomb is cursed. what the fuck are you guys doing???

me, reading about a giant, mysterious, and ancient black granite sarcophagus found in Egypt and chanting: OP-EN IT! OP-EN IT! OP-EN IT!

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

good evening (in vampire voice)

[jehovahhthickness]

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

[lexxgotthejuice]

Not telling anybody.

[grandpaq]

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

[asia-divine]

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

[lenatheninjax3]

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

[magical-flying-moron]

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[aranzebiasmile]

HOW THE FUCK

[wolfy1776-deactivated20160428]

a try it again

[mememan93]

Can i has doot doot

[vegetal-run]

Doot

[chinupprincess-orthecrownsl-blog]

hmmmm

[bellemyers]

doot doot

[phillyboi-aesthetic]

Give me the doot doot bishes pls. ✨

[peachiekookiee-deactivated20190]

This can’t possibly be real

[modern-prinxtiey]

Boop boop-

[reflectivve]

i dont believe it

[marscakes]

I don’t believe it, prove me wrong.

[spiritdox]

doot doot masters, i summon yall

[poisonedapples]

Gimme a doot doot

[anotheranxiousgay]

I would like a doot doot also

[jagerbii-deactivated20210410]

I would like one

[cggghhhnnnkkkkdnnfnc-blog]

I have reblogged this on so many separate accounts but I need it again

[darknesssurrounds-blog1]

pls

[firesuns-archive]

like obviously i hate buzzfeed and would never work at a place that has such a large hand in destroying serious journalism but i cannot deny that it would be literally the sweetest gig of all time. work in an office with a bunch of other hungover 29 year olds, screenshot posts made by 16 year olds on tumblr who are funnier and smarter than i am and call it an article complete with my own byline, and finish off my day by getting drunk on camera and being paid to do it. that’s the fucking life babey

[lesbianshepard]

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)

Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)

An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

[freudensteins-monster]

[poems-and-word]

[opqlr]

[lochnesssage]

Step over ants. Put worms back in the grass. Rescue baby caterpillars. Release spiders back into your garden. Open a window for a bee to fly home. They are all little souls that deserve a life too.

[abduction]