Sad Pile of Trash

Hi I'm that pile of trash sitting next to the can, aka exhausted, struggling, sad, and probably in need of a shower

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[tyleroakley]

Finally, I can be me.

[dogsenpai]

[blackcvrds]

you: panic! at the disco

me, an intellectual: feelings of discomfort and anxiety! whilst attending the discotheque 

[shitpostgenerator]

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

[thebootydiaries]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)

[sacred-portal]

[animatedtext]

requested by princelymagik

[someonespetturtle]

under communism we all have to share one toothbrush with this man

[darkroses123]

NOW HIRING

a girlfriend

- Full Time

- asdfhajdhjxjhf

- please love me

I'm serious

like please

hmu

[theawesomeadventurer]

[jimtheviking]

[lonesplashy]

This reminds me of the really bad sharpie drawing of the Allstate incucurrence guy in our bathroom

[studytothehd]

resource for procrastination

if you’re anything like me, working on a computer is a dangerous thing. i’ll get distracted by everything - that one email i should respond to, all the pictures of my dog, tumblr, and so on. I recently discovered an amazing resource to stop that.

it’s called writer’s block, and is free to download! 

when you open it, it shows this screen, where you can choose either a time limit or word goal

then when you start, it opens a document that fills the entire screen like this

and you cannot quit the app or open anything else until your word/time quota is filled. i just wrote half of my english speech that i’ve been putting off all morning, and it took only 20 minutes!

so yup, it’s called writer’s block and is free for both mac and windows. enjoy!

[idrathergoforgirls]

reblog to save a lazy ass

[apidiots]

Group chat be like

A: anyone have a car?

B: I do, where u goin?

A: the parking lot. Please run me the fuck over

[b-o-s-t-o-n]

im so scared to grow up

[0iqgremlin]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[extremelycursedimages]

[memehumor]

Just A Friendly Reminder!