i hate it here

stupid ugly-ass fuckin- huh?

[wombrion]

[alaynestone]

tumblr seriously needs to stop fucking changing things all the time. if we wanted a modern site we'd go literally anywhere else. we are here because we hate change and live in the past and that should be respected.

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[kej-art]

happy pride to these idiots 🌈

(I'm thinking about drawing Ianthe and Camilla as well? we will see, we will see)

[nezu]

german emotions

[kingcatnine]

tumblr users will be like it's wrong to judge people based on their words and actions

[not-pinkwater]

I drew @bimmyjimmy flashbanged

Left: my drawing

Right: original pic

[leftbooblover]

Happy Pride

[lamignonette]

[end0parasite]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[ivytherium]

Comfortable hole, bye

[anxiouslyliquidcurse]

when you quit listening to male artists because of how misogynist they are but whats left in mainstream is women singing about how theyre the perfect mix of a pornstar and a wife😐

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[ferrethaver]

support group for gnc women who behave like deadbeat grown ass men

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[itdoobielikethat]