Where good posts come to die

22/he-him/United States. My name is Andrew and I should post more selfies. Was the-nipple-necromancer

[itchycoil]

the sexual electricity of this image 

[itchycoil]

i said what i said

[itchycoil]

Just got my check from a24

[m86-deactivated20171116]

Archeologists In Egipt Find The Extremely Rare Pussy Bone

[slab-o-meat]

*mediates on Pussy Bone from Egipt*

[evilkakyoin]

[contac]

[aquafresh]

#NoNutNovember is almost over! So let me tell you a story how my cum did this once and I jumped out of my fucking seat

[cargifs]

[veeranger]

world heratige post

[carnival-phantasm]

Tired of people developing AI technology exclusively for dumb, useless things like “war”, “medicine” or “spying”…they should be focusing on developing AI for video games so the NPCs can react in awe at the atrociously dumb shit players do

[carnival-phantasm]

The other day while replaying Fallout New Vegas I found a trooper stuck in a cave filled with Lakelurks and he said I was insane when I told him I’d kill them all so he could safely leave. My character proceeded to strap a giant deathclaw claw to his hand and beheaded dozens of lakelurks with one slap each. I really wanted to hear his honest thoughts about that.   

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[thetyrannosaur]

LMFAO WHY WOULD YOU SHOP THIS

[catsi]

[flower-sun-and-rain]

Me when I fucking GET you!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[robotpoppa]

it’s-friday.avi

[healtheweak]

Sing this to me so I know it’s real

[tater-nuts]

Play this at my wedding

[showbyrock-archive-deactivated2]

[babbydriver]

The Shining (1980) (VOLUME WARNING)

[aku-no-homu]

[goulashnikov-concern]