Thinks Of Ass

Awkward and clumsy 24/7

[mulderscully]

"All of these beautiful women and I am always wishing they were him. Terrible problem, huh?"

[donuuthole]

what boys must think of me

[ugly-bf]

[showerthoughtspost]

No matter what I do, I always feel like a teenager pretending to be an adult.

[beepbeepdaddad-deactivated20180]

i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

[brood-mother]

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

[gan-firling-deactivated20141208]

WHAT DID WE DO?!

[regularlesbian]

[squidbroom]

[texnessa]

When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:

“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”

[trickstertime]

“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” - Tommy Tiernan

[beameized]

The USA is doing that rn and is mad at immigrants so some things never change

[kaldicuct]

When did America invade Mexico? Just wondering.

[skrytch]

1846

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

we literally stole texas from mexico bud

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

This is exactly why history classes are important

[amyamychan]

This is why history classes with books that DON’T LIE are important.

[rpmaniac]

[tiktokarchive]

“me and my dog are the stupidest b*tches around”

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

I love this duo

[nutmegfluff]

This is the funniest fucking thing

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[love]

there’s no such thing as too much love…even too much love is not enough

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[crystal-meloetta12]

Reblogging this again for the comic

[gruntsandpoetry]

[greviousmentalharm]

I need this kind of support system in my life 😂😂😂

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that researchers historically have avoided using female animals in medical studies specifically so they don’t have to account for influences from hormonal cycles. This may explain why women often don’t respond to available medications or treatments in the same way as men do (x)

[hydro-homies]

The image of this historical moment is haunting me

[testosterowned]

here’s how bernie can still win

[zackisontumblr]

a fun warning to my future partner

[task-mismanager]

[pasdecoeur]

gay people: historically, we’ve always existed.

the cishets: *shit themselves in confusion*

[polyhorde]

“My gaydar doesn’t work that well in the present. Let alone retroactively.”

MOOD

[kaliforhnia]

why do people fuck with other people’s feelings

its not ok

its not right

this bothers me so fucking much holy shit

why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave

stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.

[lorddyke-deactivated20191217]

If you think I’m one of those sappy ass bitches who stare up at the moon and hope their soulmate is also staring at her at the same time then you are absolutely right fight me

[ruinedchildhood]