Darling, Fetch The Battle Axe

#blessed

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[ryouseiteki]

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

[qui-fait-ta-rose-si-importante]

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

[maribopuppy-deactivated20161002]

IT

HAS

RETURNED

[dlie]

Well I spent way too much time on this thing that I should have.

But I really liked the idea of a sand gardian.

POSEIDON QUIVER BEFORE HIM!

[dlie]

Reposting because I had forgot the most important detail

Thanks again Katiestrophic for the inspiration

[greyfireclover]

But can we just talk about

[paintedgorilla]

This is one of those posts that disappear forever. They make you think that you hallucinated it, then it just pops up like, “hey, bud, yeah I’m real.”

[lellowberry]

it got better!

[bytalosthiscantbehappening]

I’ve never seen the second video and j think everyone should

[funkytownmp3]

fallout 4 GO

asking strangers if they’ve seen your son

[pmmmprincess]

my life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[averagefairy]

bobby flay is short for robert flavor

[sunshineanddandelion]

@darlinfetchthebattleaxe

[totalparksandrec]

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[poovellamkettuppar]

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

[rawrasourrawr]

My mother’s friend had twins both girls their names are coco lyfe (last name here) and puff damen (last name here) They are now I’m middle school and due to bullying they go my the names Rachel and Winny. It’s so sad going to their house and being like ‘Hey winny!’ And her mother going ‘her name is puff!!!!!!!’ Like why did you do that to them… It doesn’t beat oin oogok puscus but this is what it reminded me of.

[kuridorayaki-deactivated2017041]

@mombong

[chaosride]

My moms name is Cynnamonn Bylynne and she decided that Alyxandria Dystyne Artymis was a good, non weird name for me.

[stuffinmybrainhole]

My mum once met a lady in a community who had just given birth to twins. She asked what their names were, and she said that  the hospital named them for her, on the little bracelets.  

Pretty outraged my mum was starting to freak out, (You knOW THEY CAN’T DO THAT RighT???!)

And she said, it’s okay I like the names Mali and Femali (Male, Fmale)

[frost-strix17]

Tragic past doesn’t mean = actions justified

Tragic past means = explanation behind acts.

[nineprotons]

[osointricate]

harry potter was so messed up guys

not the book series

the character

he was so messed up like he lived in a closet and was hungry and treated like crap and no one helped him escape that life for a decade and then he finally gets to know his heritage and his family and oops kiddo you’re kind of famous?? wizard jesus??? so deal with that without any kind of adult guidance whatsoever you’re eleven and grew up in a house without any kind of emotional support you’re mature enough to handle that and THEN he finds out that he’s actually got people in this world that want him and want to love him and he finds out that… this world… hates them???  like one’s a werewolf and the other is a “criminal” and this world that celebrates his life hates the people that want to genuinely love him and care for him??? and the family that also loves and protects him are treated like crap because they are poor?????? and aren’t racist??? 

then he grows up a bit more and then suddenly he’s got this fuckin’ genocidal war lord out for his head specifically and he’s killing people and shit and NO ONE BELIEVES HIM they literally look at him like YEAH RIGHT YOU ARE JUST THE LITTLE BABY THAT SURVIVED A BAD NIGHT YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING and Harry’s like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

YOU KNOW WHAT NO FUCK YOU

and then he starts a club to teach kids… how to protect themselves?  Because he’s been let down by adults all his damn life so fuck them fuck them all he doesn’t need them they won’t listen to him so he’ll do what he can to protect these kids because the adults won’t do it it’s all on him he’s gotta do it he’s gotta

and then people that love him and want to protect him just for the sake of protecting a friend start dying one by one

and then he fuckin learns that all his fuckin life he’s been raised to be killed and he just

walks into the forest calmly 

and accepts it

WHAT THE FUCK 

[lylilorden]

#SOMEONE HUG THIS CHILD (via conjure-at-your-own-risk)

Amen.

And can we talk for a second, about how he actively let go of the one person in the entire world that makes him feel normal (and that he wants to be normal most out of anything else is a whole other essay), like he’s got a future, because he thinks he makes her a target, and not only that: if anything happened to her it would be HIS fault? Can we???

I mean, they obviously got their happy ending and all, but he walked away from the girl whose kisses had the same effect as firewhiskey on him, who has been described by him in poetic terms since he was twelve years old. Harry has been completely gone on this girl for months, like, he’s trying to find a way to have Ginny as a girlfriend and Ron as a best friend at the same time, even having seen Ron’s rather extreme reaction to her and Dean earlier in the year, that’s how much he loves likes Ginny. Then they get together and are blissfully happy, and he lets her go, because his upbringing pretty much ensured that he thought he, a teenager, had the responsibility to deal with a situation that has plagued multiple generations, and he wanted her to be safe. Meanwhile having little regard for his own safety.

I have no kind words for the Dursleys.

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[preciousshaw-deactivated2019010]

honestly such an underrated moment

[lovelysuggestion]

i love you, i love you, i love you. no matter how far apart we are, no matter what happens, i will always love you

[chuskopan]

[sensorys]

Angel aura geode sphere

[darlinfetchthebattleaxe]

@sunshineanddandelion

[thee-boo-cocky]

Reasons Donald Trump is actually Jabba the Hutt:

-Rich and greedy

-Looks gross af

-Treats women poorly

-Will hopefully be strangled to death by Carrie Fisher

[thebootydiaries]

don’t drag jabba the hutt like this

[whimsybrain]

A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say it

[tavoriel]

a group of Slytherin students having a sleepover in the Hufflepuff dormitory because the Hufflepuffs found out

[robottko]

A group of ravenclaw students trying to magically change the doors password when the hufflepuffs tell them

[booksandfandomsandfeelsohmy]

a group of Gryffindors trying to forcibly remove the door when they finally find out

[storysongandstars]

“#im so into the idea of the ravenclaws being like #‘we tried every spell we could think of and we cant get it to change the password or let us in without it’ #and the gryffindors are just like #‘ALRIGHT EVERYONE STAND BACK WE’RE EITHER GONNA JINX THIS DOOR INTO OBLIVION OR BLOW IT THE FUCK UP WITH LITERAL EXPLOSIVES BUT WE ARE GETTI #*GETTING IN WITHOUT THAT PASSWORD ONE WAY OR ANOTHER'” (via: detectivejoan)

[hpandcarbs]

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised seven kids on one government salary.

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised those seven children to be courageous and loyal and kind.

Molly and Arthur Weasley were purebloods who made it a point to be known as “the biggest blood traitors there are”.

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised Fred and George during their accidental magic stages without letting the house burn down.

Molly and Arthur Weasley treated Harry as their own child, not because of his fame, but because he was Ron’s friend and he was in desperate need of a family.

Molly and Arthur Weasley made sure that everyone who entered their home felt loved and cared for and well fed.

Molly and Arthur Weasley won money and spent it on a family trip to see their son and help their daughter out of the depression she was sinking into.

Molly and Arthur Weasley sent Easter eggs and Christmas sweaters and fudge to their children while making sure to include enough for friends.

Molly and Arthur Weasley went out of their way to secure two tickets to the Quidditch World Cup on top of the eight for their own family, just to ensure that Hermione and Harry were included.

Molly and Arthur Weasley warned Harry about Sirius Black and tried to keep him with them after Voldemort’s return and tried to shield him from Order business because they remembered how young he was, how utterly unfair it was for the world to expect so much from him.

Molly and Arthur Weasley are so damn important.