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TEXT 🪒 IDRAIGE

Idris: Body hair grosses you out that much? Damn, I thought you were cooler than that.

Paige: you know I'm cool, but if I wanted to remove other people's body hair I would be training to get a job in a waxing place....

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TEXT || JULIAGE

Juliette: I haven't checked to see if he's actually dead, I'm just planning ahead, you know, in case. He's probably fine though. It wouldn't be the first time I knocked someone out who claimed they could handle my full strength.

Paige: Okay so maybe you should just like stop knocking people out because one day we really will have to dispose of a dead body at this rate.

[darling-paige]

TEXT 🕺 POYO

Yoyo: Everything I say is SMART, there's a huge difference! But fine. I can do jeans a nice button down. Do you think I could pull off a shirt with the top three buttons un-buttoned? Maybe THAT'LL get me free drinks, because I definitely have the body to pull it off, I just need to show it off! And you should definitely wear a tight dress.

Paige: As a dumb girl everything you say sounds nerdy to me! Mmm, you could definitely pull it off... Don't worry I have every intention to. Quick question though, blue or black?

[darling-paige]

TEXT 🪒 IDRAIGE

Idris: But the more people's body hair you shave off, the less of a problem it'll be in the long run.

Paige: I'll let you do the shaving... because that is the most gross prank you have ever suggested to me..

[darling-paige]

TEXT || JULIAGE

Juliette: I won't ask you how if you help me. I can dig a hole really, really easily, but finding a dead animal and handling it would be the trick. I get a bit squeamish around dead things.

Paige: Yeah I'm not picking up a dead animal for anyone... not even you. We'll have to think up a new plan. Have you actually even checked to make sure that he's dead?

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TEXT 🕺 POYO

Yoyo: Nothing I said was even THAT nerdy! But YES! Also though, what do people wear clubbing? The last time I went I got kicked out immediately for my jetpack and so I didn't get to see what everyone else was wearing.

Paige: Everything you say is nerdy. Jeans and a nice button down shirt should do the job. I mean, I've found wearing a tight dress tends to get me free drinks, but I don't think you've got the body to pull that off

[darling-paige]

TEXT 🪒 IDRAIGE

Idris: Wanna see if anyone's fallen asleep by the school pool and shave their legs?

Paige: I'll come with you, but the only way I'm coming into contact with anyone else's body hair is if I'm fucking them.

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TEXT || JULIAGE

Juliette: I just challenged a stranger on the beach to an impromptu wrestling challenge and they haven't gotten up... and it's been like ten minutes. If I killed them, where would be a good place to hide the body?

Paige: Don't ask me how I know this, but dig a really really deep hole, throw the body in, cover it completely, put a dead animal in there and then fill the rest of the hole in.... they'll stop looking when they get to the animal corpse

[darling-paige]

TEXT 🕺 POYO

Yoyo: Guess who just came up with a program that teaches even uncoordinated computer gods how to dance? THIS GUY! So if you need a guy to drag to the club with you or something like that, I'm humbly applying for the gig!

Paige: Is that your nerdy way of asking me to go clubbing with you? And are you free to go like right now?

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Text || Poyo

Yoyo: I'd never do that to you! Phones are important! I think if I ever went without mine, I'd die lmao.

Yoyo: I really should.

Yoyo: ...Yeah, no, believe it or not, I was actually able to put two and two together when you said cliff diving and jet packs LOL. And like I said, it's an awesome idea! I just have to double-check my jetpacks to see if they're suitable for that. I'm sure they are but, you know, it never hurts to double check.

Paige: Hmm... I think if you could choose to give up either your phone or your inventions, it would be the phone you'd give up.

Paige: Well you've only got to wait one more day

Paige: The other thing they would be great for is as an alternative to parachutes for sky diving.

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Text || Poyo

Yoyo: Any ideas as to how? 👀

Yoyo: No one likes to admit how awesome they are but you should! You are pretty fun though. Cute too.

Yoyo: UM I love that plan! It's the sort of plan only someone super awesome could come up with! MY jet packs are pretty water-resistant but I'd like a chance to double-check just to be safe.

Paige: Well if you were to take my phone away from me I could stop texting you compliments.

Paige: If you think I'm cute now, you should see me in a bikini.

Paige: My idea is to take the jet packs cliff diving. It will increase the speed of the drop therefore increasing the adrenaline but also, super speedy way of getting back to the top of the cliff to dive again.

[darling-paige]

Text || Poyo

Yoyo: You're being way too nice to me, stop it now lol.

Yoyo: It's supposed to mean a compliment! A big one, really. I mean, you've met you, right? You're awesome.

Yoyo: Yeah, for sure! We can hang out and if it happens it happens and if it doesn't, that's chill too! No pressure.

Paige: If you want me to stop being nice to you, you'll have to come over here and make me stop!

Paige: I'm not that awesome. I am kinda fun though.

Paige: Sounds like a plan. How do you feel about cliff diving and how water resistant are jet packs?

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Text || Poyo

Yoyo: Why? Because of my dripping sexual appeal?

Yoyo: Humans can't, but if anything could make me actually short-circuit, it'd be the idea of a girl like you wanting to see me like that!

Yoyo: Nope, I'm free as a bird tomorrow! A bird that's not in a cage, obviously.

Paige: Because you're amazingly smart and very nice to look at!

Paige: A girl like me huh? What's that supposed to mean?

Paige: So we can hang out tomorrow and then if it happens it happens?

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Text || Poyo

Yoyo: Yeah, never. I know it's hard to believe with how roguishly handsome and absolutely jacked I am but that's just how it be sometime.

Yoyo: Right now? I think I just short-circuited lol.

Yoyo: I kind of have a friend thing to do tonight but we should get together sometime soon, for the real thing!

Paige: I refuse to believe people don't text you wanting sex.

Paige: I might not be as smart as most of your friends, but I'm pretty sure that humans can't short-circuit.

Paige: Well that sucks... Are you busy tomorrow?

[darling-paige]

Text || Poyo

Yoyo: I've never had a girl text me something like that before so I'm a little unsure but is this the part where I send pictures???

Yoyo: Haha, just kidding. Unless you're into that!

Paige: Really? Never? You could just come over... I'd much rather have the real thing.

[darling-paige]

Text || Poyo

Yoyo: REALLY?!

Yoyo: I mean, like, YEAH, of course I'd rather! Would you?

Yoyo: Also, I wouldn't be opposed to eating with you like at all but I can't think of any dinner that's tastier than what you're suggesting...

Paige: I think the fact that I referred to it as the best part of the night should have been a big enough hint as to what I'd rather do...

Paige: Dinner will have to wait until I'm a little less distracted by thoughts of you without your clothes on.

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Text || Poyo

Yoyo: Then I guess I'll have to find better pants!

Yoyo: Unless you're suggesting something else, in which case whatever you want is whatever you get 😉

Paige: I don't think a fancy restaurant would let us in if you aren't wearing any pants.

Paige: Of course we could always skip the fancy dinner and get straight to the best part of the night if you'd rather 😉