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are you worried

About what? But yeah

When it’s 2040 and you discover that your parents accidentally burned down half of California telling people you were a boy:

im-in-way-2many-fandoms

Bruh I thought 2020 was done with the fuckery

horrorandhalloween

by Laure S

derpypandaqueen

Since I know none of yall have lost your energy for supporting black people right now, you should check out this blog with over 1000 black-owned online shops.

https://themadmommy.com/black-owned-etsy-shops/

fireandwonder

It’s organized by category (so it’s not as overwhelming as it sounds) and there’s an LGBT section!

evilvillain123456789

this Costco is about to learn what a lifetime of Lyme Disease does to a man

renthony

this post made by aquarium gang

softhanyou

もとび | republished with permission

deltasniper1000-rises

Bro a fucking line????? At fucking WALMART!?

This COVID19 shit need to be over by June or I'm going to have to intervene.

yankee-flatline

What are you gonna do?

deltasniper1000-rises

churchofsuffering

c0ttonsocks

the King 👑

fuckyeah-nerdery

What pokemon is this?

iguanamouth

yeah

crimson-chains

More of these birb people! I’ve decided that the white winged birb is the Forest Prince and the birb skull man is a Mage!

The Forest Prince is trapped and calls out! The Mage hears his call!

straightboyfriend

customers will see u drink water & be like i didn’t know u were allowed to do that

omgmasalacat

I’ll see a coworker drink water & be like I didn’t know we were allowed to do that

queersamus

your boss will see u drink water & be like youre not allowed to do that

penguin-and-kiwi

Happened to me many times

alexvass-deactivated20200901

there is no law that gods must be fair, achilles.

So every single year, WITHOUT FAIL. I convince myself that Reese’s peanut butter cups are gross. Heinous, nausea inducing candy. I think of that awful little cup and my stomach sometimes turns. And then. AND THEN, around Halloween. I eat one. AND THEYRE FINE. A PERFECTLY NORMAL CANDY. They taste fucking fine I don’t understand what is wrong with me. How could God have made me this way.