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@darlingjosiah
It’s not your fault.
But on the bright side, now you know never to sell him flowers again.Â
we must be killers
The scientists who thought it wise to play god and create something like me.
What do you mean, something like you? And why do you love them, then?
Do you think you would?
Kill somebody. If you could get away with it.
Maybe.Â
❤
Pros:
They go to the same school, which would make seeing each other a lot easier.Â
Josiah would be hooked by Phoebe's vibrant personality - he loves people who can keep up a conversation.Â
He's very curious, and she'd offer him fodder for infinite questions, which Josiah would be happy about.Â
Cons:
Phoebe not believing in love would upset Josiah, because that's one of the few things he really does believe in. He also believes that everyone is deserving of love, which probably wouldn't bode well with Phoebe.Â
Josiah is a fairly emotive, confident person and would have a hard time understanding Phoebe if she were secretive or hiding her real feelings.
Phoebe's jealousy and Josiah's inability to comprehend it would most likely be their downfall.Â
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Pros:
They know each other, and all of each other's dumb tendencies. Keegan's stubbornness, Josiah's temper. They'd understand how to deal, and that's invaluable.Â
They'd keep each other grounded.Â
They're friends which Josiah needs.Â
Cons:
There would be a lot of arguing.Â
Josiah can't always contain his judgmental side; he could slip up and judge Keegan without meaning to.Â
Unless they addressed their history, that could create tension between them.Â
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Pros:Â
Amp and Josiah are both creative, intelligent people so they'd probably keep each other entertained. Josiah has difficulty pretending to be interested, and wouldn't have to do that with Amp.Â
They're both into music. Music-talk is always important. Yeah.
Josiah's would love the fact that Amp works at a club. What can he say? He's a college kid.Â
Cons:Â
Josiah's tendency to romanticize and get annoyed when things don't go his way would probably affect their relationship.Â
They're both confident, and hot-headed which could lead to a lot of stupid fights.Â
Their differences would probably catch up to them at one point or another.
Send ❤ for three pros and three cons of your character dating mine.
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we must be killers
Trust me. There’s nothing I want more.
Who?
we must be killers
Love…What else?
Then you don't really want to kill them.Â
we must be killers
There are some people I’d kill without that guarantee.Â
What's keeping you from doing it, then?
I can’t believe I wasted two hundred of my best roses on that dickhead.
Sorry.Â
I think I remember him. Did he win her over or did my roses ended in a garbage can.
He won her back. It was all an elaborate plan so that he could be the one to dump her. 'Cause she broke up with him first. The guy's a total douchebag.Â
I’m a florist. Ever heard of Fleur de Lily.
A guy on my floor once tried to win his girlfriend back with something like two hundred roses, and I'm pretty sure he went to your shop.Â
You seem like a creative fellow.
I’ll leave that up to your vivid imagination.
Ah, I see. Okay.Â
What a coincidence. Pleased to meet you Josiah.
So, what do you do, Miss J?
I graduated a few years ago, and spent a great deal of time traveling before… and since.
Yourself?
A great deal of time, yeah? I can't tell if you're trying to sound worldly, or if you're pulling some sort of Edward Cullen, I've been seventeen for a while, thing.Â
I think you’re right. My name is Jasmine, by the way.
Ah, nice, Jasmine. I'm Josiah. J and J, right?