Pfeiffer. Are you enjoying the house?
Oh I’m loving it. I mean, a little more food variety, and better room and perhaps even room service would have been nice, but I doubt that they have that kind of money.
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Pfeiffer. Are you enjoying the house?
Oh I’m loving it. I mean, a little more food variety, and better room and perhaps even room service would have been nice, but I doubt that they have that kind of money.
Welp.
Hadn’t expected this when I got here. Nearly anything else, but not this.
Is that a good thing, or not?
Beauty department is for hair and make up i believe, and i clearly don’t see myself in a place like that… plus, none of the boys actually go there, right ? I would feel pretty embarrassed.
I can go with you if you’d like? Make it look like it was all my idea, and that I made you get your hair done. I don’t know of anyone with shampoo, most everyone goes to the beauty dep.
Shower time but i forgot, my shampoo at home, hm… and my towel… comb… mon gel douche… Oh damn, que je suis idiot ! Can someone be kind enough to lend me some stuff, please ?
Why don’t you just head to the beauty department?
Not that I really care. I’m more amused than anything. Thanks. The compliment is appreciated.
You are most very welcome, sweetpea. I’m Naomi.
I know, which is why I’m bitching, haha. I’m Markus, by the way.
I guess that’s another way to go at it. Haha.
Naomi. It’s a pleasure Markus. Ohh, such a fancy name.
All I do is lay around, let’s go have some fun, I’m bored!
You know that here all you have to do is ask.
12, 19, 71
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? For the first minute or so one orgasm is enough. Touch me in any way and you best start the second.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? My family has homeschooled me forever, so this is one question that I cannot answer. It’s uncomfortable to even think about.
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Hunter. . . or Momoa. . .
21, 23, 30
21: How big is too big: As sad as this may sound, I’ll have to go with anything 7 inches and up.
[REPEAT] 23: Biggest turn on: I would have to say light touches around my thighs, and down my back. I shiver just thinking about it.
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: . . . Bald. No questions.
23, 34, 62, 66,
23: Biggest turn on: I would have to say light touches around my thighs, and down my back. I shiver just thinking about it.
34: Favorite foreplay activities: Scenes in general can get really . . . disturbing if not done with someone that you trust, but I enjoy dressing up and teasing both my partner and myself.
62: Do you watch porn? What human being does not? Anyone who says no is a lier. . . unless they don’t have electronics.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Sure. I’m not one to keep things to myself and am very comfortable with speaking everything that I do to those close to me, so it wouldn’t be a problem.
Kinky Questions, make my muse uncomfortable--go!
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
Is it really that shocking I have boobs and sometimes I actually look like a girl?
My guess is that it would depend on who you’re asking.
It’s actually kind of hot.
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I am feeling so bouncy today and I don’t know why!
Did you have a nice ‘night’.
How does one even nerd?
Put glasses on and pretend that you’re smart?