Wig

I’d rather fail like a mortal than flail like a god, I’m a lightening rod

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[pumpkinhrat]

im back with more stratt doodles

[fancycake]

Rocky and Grace are yelling at each other. Rocky stops mid argument to demand that Grace put on his angry eyebrows. Grace immediately stomps to the whiteboard, stomps back over with the dry erase marker, draws angry eyebrows on the xenonite ball. the argument continues

[weepylucifer]

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

[blujayonthewing]

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[iloveyoudeanwinchester]

People think "what is the meaning of life?" Is the question to end all questions. Common misconception. It's really "is supernatural a good show?" No one has ever definitively answered this. And never will.

[galaxywarp]

[guerrillatech]

[wildminti]

This deleted scene killed me 😂 Imagine 4 years of this. Sleepover of all time LMAOOO

[ericidle]

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

[bird-bureau]

Getting into really old crafts like hand spinning or weaving is so fun because every piece of equipment has a name that sounds absolutely made up. None of these things sound real (because they have fallen out of our everyday vocabulary, because we don't need to do these things to survive anymore). I just said the phrase, " I should really get a niddy noddy before my class." Like what the fuck

[bird-bureau]

Just learned about spinner's weasels and I need to go lie down about it

[aethersea]

 an internal mechanism that makes a "pop"

POP GOES THE WEASEL????

[skopostheorie]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[chiangyorange]

back soon