Oh Boy

im vaccinated

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i feel like you kin with every john green book love interest

please send me normal anon hate not shit that will have me fucked up till i die

[switch]

*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

[paxamericana]

[halleywars]

Best sticker

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

[crabwalker]

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

[plank-boi]

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

[gorps]

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

[powerburial]

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

[turing-tested]

god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass

[fuzzprobably]

the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet

[turing-tested]

that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises

[guooey]

my LGBTQA+ friend group call that mixed fruit

[starfaegirl]

And my mentally ill friend group call that mixed nuts

[guooey]

being LGBTQA+ and a mentally ill friend group call that trail mix 

[lovesinistra]

[catholicismandpharmacy]

damn right alien piece of shit (i would be so racist to aliens)

[aletheius]

the fact that aliens are just demonic apparitions that adapted to modern society to trick people gives this comic so much depth

[riggedforsuccess]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wellthatsjustamess]

[quantim]

[ghouloriented]

[omghotmemes]

Shits pretty close right now

[brucespringsteen]

the episode was literally written by an openly gay man and misha collins liked a tweet saying dean and cas are canon, it's not fanservice it's genuine

U sent this to me, a bruce springsteen blog

[whitepeopletwitter]

[daglout]

[amazingmirror123]

[thatmaildude]

[reemadeeee]

[bundyspooks]

A quote made by Nikola Tesla shortly before his death in 1943.

[turnipfritters]

38 years later the McRib was introduced

[snaxattacks-deactivated20230801]

Booty shorts with this on the ass??

[123dayzup]

me: god, why did you create humans?

god: 

[kristina100000]

i hate the "watch a movie" suggestion when i say im bored b*tch shut up i have adhd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i need to drink motor oil

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[dekutree]

easy

Pokemon Red

Pokemon Blue

Pokemon Gold

Pokemon Silver

Pokemon Bronze

Pokemon Red Fire

Pokemon Grass Green

Pokemon Ruby Tuesday

Pokemon Safe Fire

Pokemon A B C

Pokemon X Y Z

Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s

Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters

Pokemon The Last Airbender

Pokemon of the Galaxy

Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum

Pokemon Horror Story: Coven

Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2

Pokemon Ping Pong

Pokemon Party 

Pokemon Party 8

PokeKart: Double Dash

Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 

Pokemon Cross Dress

Pokemon Fingerblast

Pokemon Facebook Edition

Pokemon Who?

Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

[ofcorsolas]

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

[dekutree]

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!