Frienderman

Hellur

[andthefact]

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[darthames]

TikTok

[r00]

My Parents Didn’t Monitor What I Watched Growing Up Adult Swim cartoons edition 

[darthames]

my parents monitored what i watched too much so i don’t know any of these shows. at all.

[darthames]

it’s been 4 years since I posted this and I just want to say it’s normie bastard

[egberts]

Paw patrol fandom coming to check you bitch!!!! *starts to bark*

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

selling this post as an NFT (Nasty Fuckin Thottie)

[ekho-ekho-ekho]

I arrive at the Suez Canal

Cargo: loaded

Dick: doodled

Boat: horizontal

Despite the best efforts of the international community, I cannot be forcibly removed from the Suez Canal.

[anarchblr]

[pridefulsuggestion]

you don’t have to know what’s happening to survive it.

[darthames]

me with this Suez Canal thing

[albertnatural]

who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.

[quorpiest]

Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group

[albertnatural]

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[autisticexpression]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[big-x]

Blue Man Group

Percussion band that performs in blue body paint. Frequently adding liquid effects to the instruments for visual effect.

[albertnatural]

cool video but im talking about some other guys i know

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

Saw them in Vegas once. They were surprisingly good.

[ceddar-cheez]

Saw them off-Broadway in NYC, they do more than just paint on percussion, it’s a wild preformence

[albertnatural]

i feel like you guys aren’t listening to me

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags a fandom you were in since childhood?

[darthames]

WHEN I TELL YOU I THOUGHT IT SAID HE WAS DEAD LOL

anyway damn

[candlelitgraves]

Tiny animals to brighten your dashboard. 😍

[antique-scarecrow]

t-

TIMY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

All of these animals are tiny enough to crawl into my skin pores <3

[erkescapism]

Is this what you wanted? Gaud?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

GDJDGSGSXJKL

[socialistexan]

Democrats👏are👏not👏your👏friends👏

[ripabbeyabominable]

trans people living... amazing. 10/10

[astraldemise]

do you think if robots came out in 2015 instead of 2005 that this guy would have been one of the inescapable tumblr sexymen like the onceler or humanized bill cipher