Gothic Punkass

They/Them | ♊ | Bi

[mmmmalo]

Mario: Die! Die! Die! All of you, DIE!

[blackberry-zinc]

[ntrider]

suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[thememedaddy]

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[kilsie]

So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

[beesmygod]

You will never be locked and loaded. You will never say "uhh in English please?!" to an egghead. You will never have a team. You will never knock out a guard with one punch. You will never rappel down anything

[athenasdragon]

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

[liketherazor]

So not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[catgirlmimikyu]

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

[catgirlmimikyu]

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[stratfender]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[paper-mario-wiki]

pension is short for "penis extension"

[paper-mario-wiki]

"short" is also typically what a penis extension is for, hence the need for the truncation in the phrase.

[paper-mario-wiki]

it's all quite straightforward, really.

[theconcealedweapon]

[oneheadtoanother]