[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[succubuschic]

master shake dying or being miserable montage

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this ant by RafaelGlassArt!

[bruzum]

[darthxochitl]

What’s your idea of a perfect late-night conversation?

probably discussing ways to prepare, cook, and eat Stephen Townsend. We already went through 77 of them we’re just working on finding number 78- Oh! Hello….Would you like to come over for dinner?

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[guessinggames-deactivated-2026-0]

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

[oceanic4life]

put this in your mouth right now:

handful of dirty pennies

penis

spoonful banana pudding

Voting ended onMay 29

[theehorsepusssy]

Banana pudding is pretty fucking good tho

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[darthxochitl]

they took my picture at work :3

[strange-aeons]

hey wtf

*emotionally manipulates you with my fangs*

[jarring]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[valentinethejester]

?

[bulliness]

Crazy what coke does to you

[valentinethejester]

They should use her tweets in DARE ads

[dogpuppy]

[qelflinq]

[venonomnomicon]

[thedogeveryonehates]

White Pharaoh's curse